Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag
Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai. Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai. Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?
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