Search Results for 'marriage'
Before marriage:
roses are red
sky is blue
i luv u..
After marriage:
roses are dead
i have flu
don''t cum near
paray hat tu;-)
so enjoy unmarried life...
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Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
"WIFE" & "MOTHER"
SANTA:
Before Marriage We Sleep With "MOTHER"
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With
Our
"WIFE
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''Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.''
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''Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.''
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''Marriage is like a public toilet
Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out..
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Important essay for 2nd year english paper.
1. Marriage of Sania and Shoaib.
2. Hussey brothers vs AKmal brothers.
3. Merits and Demerits of facebooK.
4. Favourite Personality-Ahmed Faraz.
5. How to control happiness when electricity is available.
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Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering
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Girl asks her lover, will you love me like this after marriage also? Boy: Yes, only if your husband does not have any problem.
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Smart man + smart woman = Romance
Smart man + dumb woman = Affair
Dumb man + smart woman = Marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = Pregnancy
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Marriage is a relationship of love between life partners and love is blind…therefore, marriage is 4 blind people.
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After engagement : Superman
After Marriage :
Gentleman
After 10 years : Watchman
After 20 years : Doberman
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Girls Psychology - Fraud with Innocent Boys; Fun with Handsome Boys; Friendship with Charming Boys; Contacts with Intelligent Boys; Flirt with Freaky Boys; Love with Faithful Boys & in the end Marriage with the Rich Boy
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Wife : Honey ...... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U''ve been reading our marriage certificate 4 an
hour ...?? Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.
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Girls Psychology!!!!
Fraud with Innocent Boys,
Fun with Handsome Boys,
Friendship With Charming Boys,
Contact With Intelligent Boys,
Flirt with freaky Boys,
Love with faithful Boys,
and In the end marriage with Rich boy
Moral: Chandarmukhi ho aya paaro , Sab ek jaisi hain Yaaro
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Q: What Difference Between Luv Marriage and arranged Marriage?
Ans: 1st One is sucide and 2nd one is a well planned murder
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