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Women Are Confusing
Before Marriage They Expect A Man
After Marriage They Suspect A Man
Afte He Dies They Respect The Man . . . ;-
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True relatives always
stand behind u during bad times.
Check ur marriage album.
All your relatives were standing behind u!
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What a married man says after years of marriage:- My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, she doesn’t Trust me & I dont Understand her.
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The Equation of Marriage:
7 Glance = 1 Smile
7 Smile = 1 Meeting
7 Meeting = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposal = 1 Marriage -
And that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems.
So beware of glance!
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Men discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE,
Women discovered LOVE and invented MARRIAGE
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When a newly wedded man is happy, we understand why. When a man,
after ten years of marriage, is happy, we don''t understand why.
It''s all a question of time!
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Meaning of Marriage for a woman -
Sacrificing admiration of many men for the criticism of one man!
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Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
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Answer : On their MARRIAGE.
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Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred
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Only True Friends Stand By You
During Bad Tyms. . .
I Promise You
I will Be Attending Ur Marriage . . . ;->
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Pathan Bought A Car On Loan...
He Didn''t Pay The Dues,
The Bank Took Away His Car.
Pathan: If I Knew This,
I''d Have Taken A Loan For My Marriage Also! :-(
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Pathan Bought A Car On Loan...
He Didn''t Pay The Dues,
The Bank Took Away His Car.
Pathan: If I Knew This,
I''d Have Taken A Loan For My Marriage Also! :-(
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Moral Of Movie Race ...
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Chup Chup K Shaadi Kerni Ho tou Kbhi CAPE TOWN
Nahi Jana
Wahan Marriage Bureau Main amera''s Lage Hyn ... ;->
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A Couple Before Marriage
"MAD" For Each Other ....
Affter Marriage
"MADE" For Each Other
And
A Few Years Latter
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He+She=Love,
He+She+Love=Marriage,
He+She+L+M=Child,
He+She+L+M+Child=Family,
He+S+L+M+C+F=Problem,
So,
East Or West ''KUNWARA''is The BEST.
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