Insult sms; 222 messages
Pathan 2 shopkeeper: Bhai sahb 1 rupia ka Easy Load kardo
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Shopkeeper: 1 rupey ke load se kesi ko call karni hai ya msg?
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Pathan: Karna tu kuch bhi nahi,
Bus aisy hi paisy urany ki adat hai
192 chars (2 sms)
One day l went 2 ZOO.
So many animals were there.
(>. .< )
"v"
Mouse
(@v@)
( "=" )
Owl
o(o‚¿o)o
(!)'(!)
Monkey
(@‚¿@)
"(<>)”
aaila ! Tum bhi..
142 chars (1 sms)
Insan ko Bemar kr Deny wali Chezo me se 1 cheez
"apno ki judai hy"
So
Plz
Roz 1,2 sms kr dia kro"
104 chars (1 sms)
1 Boorhi orat ne 100 police walon ki dawat ki
Police officer: Amma G ye khana kis khushi me khilaya?
Amma: Main mannat mani c k mera ghar ban jaega te main 100 haram_dyan nu roti khwawan gi
Es lai tawanu roti khawai
Police officer hans K bola Amma aina takaluf Q kita
Wapda wala 1 hi sad lena C .. . .
314 chars (2 sms)
Pappu to chinese - Tu american
hai?
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Chinese - No, I am chinese..
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... ... pappu- Nahi, tu American hi hai...
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Chinese - No, I am chinese..
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pappu- Nahii , tu American hai ..
American hi
hai tu..
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Chinese - Acha yaar, Main
American Hu..
Khush..?
.
pappu-saaale Shakal se to tu
chinese
lagta hai.
300 chars (2 sms)
Boy proposing a girl :
Me tumhare ley kuch b kar sakta hn.
Girl : wada ?
Boy : Haan paka wada,kuch b kr sakta hn.
Girl :
Phir Ainda muje apni shakal b mat dekhna..
170 chars (2 sms)
Last night
i had a dream of u.
U were traveling in bus!
Suddenly the bus lost control n fell in the river.
Every1 swam 2 save their life,
but u were still swiming n searching 4 som1.
1 person asked u whom u r searching 4?
U said
Arrey, conductor kidhar gaya,
20 rupaye dye they 6 rupey lene they.... ;-)
<('.')
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335 chars (3 sms)
'=. You are,
A-B-C-D
¤Atractive
¤Beautiful
¤Cute
¤Dear
E-F-G
* Excellent
* Funny
* Genius
H-I-J.
= Hahahaha.
= I'm.
= Joking!! :-)'
169 chars (2 sms)
jabb koi baat bigad jaaye
jabb koi mushkil padd jaaye
tuo
tuo
tuo
tuo
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.
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mein kya karoon?
tumhari harkaten he aisi hoti hain
pata nahi kabb sudhro gey
172 chars (2 sms)
One of the
Intelligent
Monkey
Mising
In
Zoo.!
Its name is..
is..
is..
is..
is..
is..
is..
is..
is..
Don't worry
It is not u,
beCos
It is intelligent..
150 chars (1 sms)
Human lies!,
that is normal.
lions eat grass,
that is ok.
but when a monkey
press a mobile keyboard
that s amazing!!!
hey r u still pressing..?
143 chars (1 sms)
Ur 5 qualities:
1---------
2---------
3---------
4---------
5---------
Agar zindagi main kabhi
koi acha kam kia hota
to aj ye jaga khali na hoti
150 chars (1 sms)
boy: how do i play the guitar????
girl: u should be on TV for ur talent :|
boy: am i so good??? :D :O
girl: if u were on TV,, i can atleast switch it off
154 chars (1 sms)
Aurat ko qudrat ne:
Khoobsurat chehra diya,
Hirni si aankhen di,
Resham se bal,
Gulab se hont,
...Pyar bhara dil diya
aur phr...
Zuban de kar sabh satyanaash kardiya
ha ha ha
175 chars (2 sms)
Press Down if u think u r MAD.
I can"t Believe u Did That!
Again?
For God Sake! LORD!!
Why u Still Doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE!!
147 chars (1 sms)