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woh haath me leke hilate hai,
jinke paas nahi hai...
woh ungli dalke kam chalate hai
BOLO KYA?
Dirty Mind …… It is ….. TOOTH BRUSH'
145 chars (1 sms)
A dirty msg
1 cockroach hotel gya aur waiter sai kaha
1 plate bulghum 1 fry nak or nuzla
1 glass vomating shake le aao
But hath safeguard se dho laina plz
166 chars (2 sms)
A girl dresses up trying
to luk as pretty as possible...
Applies make-up & styles
her hair...
She wants to luk attractive...
...She goes out, comments 4rm
men flatters her...
They stare at her develop
dirty thoughts & Sum wud
want to act upon their
thoughts & some do ...
She didn''t want that Or
did she ? ?
THINK
Whn Islam advises women
to cover themselves & be
simple, Its not without a
reason ... Islam doesn''t
limit the freedom of women
but to make them more
Independent ...
505 chars (4 sms)
KISSING at the top,HOLDING at the middle &FIRE at the bottom!
Do you know the ANSWAR?
WHAT?
ho...don''t think dirty...
its A ''''CIGRETTE''''
160 chars (1 sms)
Wo kiyA hAi??
JiS pE AgAr PiyAr se HAth phEro to ForAn KhArA ho jAtA hAi??
U Dirty MiNd
AnswEr hAi
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BethA
huA
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BAkrA ... :p ;->
201 chars (2 sms)
Fill in the blanks
1.BOO_S
2. _ _NDOM
3.F_ _ K
4.P_ N_S
5.PU_S_
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Ans
1.BOOKS
2.RANDOM
3.FORK
4.PANTS
5.PULSE
Dirty Mind =P ;)
179 chars (2 sms)
In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere!
You Know whose that boy?
Stupid It"s Lifeboy Soap!
Dirty people always tink dirty.
135 chars (1 sms)
Only Your
Real Friends
Will Tell
You
When
Your Face
Is Dirty.
~Sicilian Proverb
109 chars (1 sms)
A TC In A Train Fines 400 For No Ticket.
He Charged 1st Girl Rs 300 Who Was Wearing Sleevless
Rs 200 To 2nd Who Was Wearing Sleevles &Backless
Rs100 To 3rd Who Ws Wearing Sleevless, Backless And A Mini Skirt
He Charged Rs 0 To The 4th One...
Why???
U Dirty Mind...
She Had The Ticket!!!
334 chars (3 sms)
Once there lived a SEXY MAN who had no wife, but still every night he enjoyed...
"DINNER" ;->
u Dirty mind...
upper rakho
bole tou
keeP iT uP... =P
182 chars (2 sms)
What''s white when it’s dirty. . . ?.
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The Answer Is "B|AcK BoArD"
78 chars (1 sms)
Thought Of The Day
Arguing With A Boss Is Just Like Wrestling With A Pig In Mud..
After Some Time You Realize That You Are getting Dirty And The Pig Is Enjoying It ..
173 chars (2 sms)
Thought Of The Day
Arguing With A Boss Is Just Like Wrestling With A Pig In Mud..
After Some Time You Realize That You Are getting Dirty And The Pig Is Enjoying It ..
172 chars (2 sms)
Do u want to hear a dirty joke?
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Are you sure?
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Ok, here you go…
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A white horse fell in the mud
122 chars (1 sms)
Attitude of girls:
When a boy sends dirty sms
she laughs for 10 minutes,
forward dat to her friends n
then replies the boy.
“i dont like that kind of sms ok?” :p ;->
175 chars (2 sms)