Search Results for 'gussa'
Ek African bus me Apne bache K sath
Chara…
Conducter:itna badsoorat bacha aj tek
nahi Dakha.
African ko bohet Gussa aya…
Sardar:kya hua??
African:Conducter ne meri insult ki he…
Sardar:Jaa maar k aa lanti nu..
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Te Ae Apne Baandar Menu paraa ja.
252 chars (2 sms)
Jis insan ko gussa zayada aata hai wo insan piyar bhi utuna hi zayada karta hai
Becoz
If red is a danger showing colour then red is also the colour of love
155 chars (1 sms)
Naa Jaane Kyn nazar Lagi Zamane Ki,
Ab Wajah Milti Nhi Muskurane Ki
Tumhara Gussa Hona To Jayaz Tha,
Humari Aadat Chut Gayi Manane Ki.
135 chars (1 sms)
Zyada GUSSA konsi age main ata hai?
1= Bachpan
2= Jawani
3= Burhappa
69 chars (1 sms)
Gussa...
Gussa Karne Ka Matlub Hei K Hum!
Dusron Ki Galtion Ka Intaqam
Apne Aap Se Lete Hein!
(Elexender Pop)
122 chars (1 sms)
A ----- Z
A ALLAH SE DARO
B BISMILLA SE SHURU KARO
C CHOR KO SAZADO
D DEEN SEEKHO
E EILUM HASIL KARO
F FARZ ADA KARO
G GUSSA MAT KARO
H HAJ KARA
I IBADAT KARO
J JANNAT MILEGI
K KALIMA YAAD KARO
L LAILAHA ILLALLAH
M MOHAMMADUR RASULLAH
N NAMAZ PADHO
O OMAR KA LIHAZ KARO
P PARDA KARA
Q QURAN PARHO
R ROZA RAKHO
S SHUKRIYA ADA KARO
T TAUBA KARO
U UMMEED RAKO
V VAZOO KARO
W WAQAT KA LIHAZ KARO
X XTRA NAFIL PADO
Y YAKEEN KARO
Z ZIKR ALLAH KA KARTY RAHO!
538 chars (4 sms)
achhe kapde pehente ho..
aur pure style rakhte ho..
dil me gussa aur face pe
smile rakhte ho..
naak pochna aata nahi aur hath me mobile rakhte ho
150 chars (1 sms)
Q : Woh Kiya hai Jisay HARAM karar diya gaya hai Lekin humaye peene (drink) ko bhi kaha gaya hai ???
Ans : GUSSA ..
121 chars (1 sms)
Celebrate
''''Angry'''' day
Wo Meri Kon C Baat Hy Jo Aapko Bht Gussa Dilaati Hy?
Send This SMS 2 Ur Friends 2 Knw..
But Reply Me First..
''''Angry'''' day
Wo Meri Kon C Baat Hy Jo Aapko Bht Gussa Dilaati Hy?
Send This SMS 2 Ur Friends 2 Knw..
But Reply Me First..
289 chars (2 sms)
Merey Msg mob pe dekh k app k xpressions kya hotey hain?
1.Faltu larka hai.
2.Peechey lag jata hai.
3.Smile
4.ThankGOD msg aya.
5.Isey msg ka bht shauk hai.
6.Gussa
7.Dil garden garden hojata hai.
8.Dekhtey hi delete.
9.Aray Wah!
10.Tym waste.
kindly choose 2 options n send me,Im waiting!
305 chars (2 sms)
RULES OF SUCCESS
1)Agar, Rona Chatay Ho Tu ALLAH K Azaab Ko Yad Kr K Ro,
2)Khana Chatay Ho Tu ALLAH Ka KhoF Khao,
3)Peena Chatay Ho Tu GUSSA Peo,
4)Pehanna Chatay Ho Tu Sharam-O-Haya Ka Libaas Pehno,
5)Intazar Chatay Ho Tu MOUT Ka Karo,
6)Khatam Karna Chatay Ho Tu NAFS Ki Khuwaish Ko Khatm Karo.../
318 chars (2 sms)
1 sardar k ghar me billi rhti thi sardar billi se tang
akr usy kahi chor aya.
gar aya to bili ussy pehly ponch chuki thi.
sardar bili ko dobara kahen dor chor k
aya bili pher us sy phly gar ponch gai.
sardar ko boht gussa aya ab wo
bili ko boht hi zyada door chorny gya.
wahn sy usny wife ko phon kya.
sardar:bili gar pnch gai ya nhi?
wife:han pnch gai hy
sardar:Us kamini se bol k mujy aker ly jaye mein rasta bhol gya hon... ;->
449 chars (3 sms)
Chehre Per Banawat Ka Gussa,
Aankhon Say Chalakta Pyar Bhi Hai,
Is Shauq-E-Ada Ko Kya Kahiye
Inkar Bhi Hai Iqraar Bhi Hai.
126 chars (1 sms)
"Rang De Basanti" movie
Dekh k Santa ko bahut gussa aaya
Friend asked: Why are you so angry?
Santa: Poori film mai Basanti to dikhai nahi di
147 chars (1 sms)
Dhoom Dhoom Song
dhoom dhoom teri biwi kesi
dhoom dhoom teri esi ki tesi
dhoom dhoom teray bachay kalay
cream lagalay cream lagalay
dhoom dhoom mene murghi paali
dhoom dhoom aray anday wali
dhoom dhoom bhaag gai saali
dhoom dhoom meray bday ai
dhoom dhoom mene sab ko bulaya
dhoom dhoom per koi na aya
dhoom dhoom mujhe gussa aya
dhoom dhoom mene tv chalaya
dhoom dhoom ye gana ayaaa
dhoom machalay! dhoom machalay! dhoom!!
440 chars (3 sms)