Search Results for 'marriage'
Beta : Papa Aap Ki Love Marriage Hui Thi Na .... ???
Baap : Jee Beta !!! Aap Ko Kese Pata ???
Beta: Wo Aap Ki Shaadi Aur Meri date Of Birth Main
Sirf 6 Months Ka Farq Hy na ...
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Marriage Is When
A Man And Woman
Becomes One ...
The Troubles Starts
When They Try To
Decide Which One ... ;->
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''''MARRIAGE''''
Is Nature''s Way
Of Preventing
''''PEOPLE''''
From Fighting With
''''STRANGERS'''' ... ;->
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There''s a way of
Transferring funds
That is even
Faster than
Electronic banking ...
It''s called Marriage ... ;->
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Before Marriage
Everyone Has A
Hundred Theories
About Raising Children
And No Children
But
After Marriage
They Only Have Children
And No Theories ... ;->
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Mathematician
Marries A Girl
After Marriage She
Asks Him: How Do I
Look ?
Mathematician:
Tan C / Sin C =
Sin C / Cos C . Sin C
= 1 / Cos C
= Sec C ... ;->
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What''s The Main Reason For Divorce?
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Marriage !
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When a Man holds a Woman''s hand
Before marriage,
ITS LOVE;
After Marriage
Its SELF DEFENCE... ;->
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Husband crying in front of TV
wife:which serial u r watching
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Husband : No serial
our marriage CD
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Marriage is like a public toilet
Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out..
135 chars (1 sms)
Arrange Marriage:
5,00,000 Shadi Par.
1,00,000 Haq Meher.
Aur
Shadi ki Muktalf Rasmon Pe Rs.50,000
Shadi k 3 Dino Ka Khrcha Rs.6,50,000
Yani Shadi k 1 Din ka Kharcha Rs.216666.6667
1 Ghantay ka Rs.9027.77778
Or 1 Minute ka Rs.150.462963
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Ufff! Tauba Tauba.
Love Marriage:
Sirf 120 Rupay Ka Stamp Paper.
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A Massege From: The Students Of Accounting & Finance.
Invest at Your Own Risk.
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Before Marriage
Everyone Has A
Hundred Theories
About Raising Children
And No Children
But
After Marriage
They Only Have Children
And No Theories ... ;->
173 chars (2 sms)
Mathematician
Marries A Girl
After Marriage She
Asks Him: How Do I
Look ?
Mathematician:
Tan C / Sin C =
Sin C / Cos C . Sin C
= 1 / Cos C
= Sec C ... ;->
171 chars (2 sms)
What''s The Main Reason For Divorce?
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Marriage !
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Husband crying in front of TV
wife:which serial u r watching
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Husband : No serial
our marriage CD
125 chars (1 sms)