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HAPPY UNMARRIED LIFE
A famous writer said"Love is like a long sweet dream" and Marriage is an alarm clock..
"so have sweet dreams till ur alarm wakes u up."
HAPPY UNMARRIED LIFE
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Before Marriage:-
He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait
she:do you want me 2 leave?
He: No! don’t even think about it
She: do you love me ?
He:ofcourse! over n over!
She:have u ever cheated on me?
He:No!y r u even asking?
She:will u go on wid me on picnic?
He:every chance I get!
She:will u hit me ?
He:R u crazy?I’m not that kind of person!
She:can I trust u?
He:yes..
She: Darling!
After marriage…
Now simply read from bottom to top
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Before marriage:
Roses are red, sky is blue,
O my darling! I love you…
After Marriage:
Roses are dead,
I have flu,
don’t come near me,
Paray hatt tuu,
165 chars (2 sms)
American: In our country ,
marriage even takes place with email.
Santa: In India, it is only with a female
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Banta ask santa: what will you
advise your children about marriage?
Santa declares: I’ll never marry in my life and
I’ll give same advice to my children also.
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A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage.
He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa?
Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?
sardar:3 months.
Wife: or meri shadi ko ?
Sardar: 3 months
Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad?
Sardar:3 month.
Wife: total kitne hue?
Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancing
Balle Balle;->
358 chars (3 sms)
Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
“WIFE” & “MOTHER”
SARDAR:
Before Marriage We Sleep With “MOTHER”
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With Our “WIFE”
154 chars (1 sms)
wife:honey,what r u looking 4?
husband: nothing
wife:why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ?
husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date
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Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ??
Wife remains silent ……
Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ??
Wife : Abbe gin ne to De….
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Girl before marriage looks like, Barbie doll.. After Marriage, Beautiful doll.. After 1 year, Nice doll.. After 2 years, Only doll.. After 3 years, Panadol........
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Lovers sitting in a park,
boy tries to kiss the girl..
Girl says No dear not all this before marriage..
Boy: Don?t worry darling ?I am already married?.:p
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Before marriage:
Roses are red, sky is blue,
O my darling! I love you…
After Marriage:
Roses are dead,
I have flu,
don’t come near me,
Paray hatt tuu,
165 chars (2 sms)
A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage.
He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa?
Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?
sardar:3 months.
Wife: or meri shadi ko ?
Sardar: 3 months
Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad?
Sardar:3 month.
Wife: total kitne hue?
Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancing
Balle Balle;->
358 chars (3 sms)
''¤'' INVITATION ''¤''
Mr & Mrs
"Dahi Bara"
Request The Pleasure Of Ur Company To Attend The Marriage Of Their
"Son"
"Kaka Gol Gappa"
With
"Bibi Paapri"
R.S.V.P
Mr & Mrs. Kachori
Mr & Mrs.Samosa
Venue
Pastry Hall near Bhail Poori Chowk
Chatni Bazar
Papar Nagar.
Aana Zarur mery Ras Gully
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Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
“WIFE” & “MOTHER”
SARDAR:
Before Marriage We Sleep With “MOTHER”
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With Our “WIFE”
154 chars (1 sms)