Search Results for 'marriage'
DEATH - WHERE LIFE ENDS,
HATE - WHERE LOVE ENDS,
DIVORCE - WHERE MARRIAGE ENDS,
OCEAN - WHERE LAND ENDS,
FRIENDSHIP - WHERE I ENDS AND WE STARTS... ;->
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Birth'' Is 0nce..
''Youth'' Is 0nce..
''Death'' Is 0nce..
''Love'' Is 0nce..
''Marriage'' Is 0nce
But
''FRIENDSHIP'' Is ''Runs'' Forever...
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''Birth'' Is Once
''Youth'' Is Once
''Death'' Is Once
''Love'' Is Once
''Marriage'' Is Once
But
''Friendship''
It Runs ''Forever'' ... :)
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Just Imagine
Sara Palin Divorce Hr Current Hubby & Get Marriage With Zardari.
Palin Becomes Vice President Of USA
Then Zardari Kills Palin & Change The Will & Which Says:
"Zardari Will Become The Next President Of USA After My Death"
And Eventually Zardari Becomes President Of US.
After 6 Months Of Palin''s Death:
Bilawal Changes His Name To
"Bilawal Bhutto Palin Zardari"
Then US Will Be Ours. :-)
Geo Zardari.
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kiss is the key of love,love is the lock of marriage, marriage is the box of children, children is the problem of pakistan, so plz stop kissing and save pakistan.
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Romance Mathematics
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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7 Glances= 1 Smile
7 smiles =1 meeting
7meetings= 1 kiss
7 kisses= 1 proposal
7 Proposals=1 marriage
and that bloody marriage has 777777 problems
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Select any one colour then I will tell U k aapki shadi kis tarah hogi..
Blue
Green
Pink
orange
red
purple
BlacK
Look result
Blue: Go against ur parents
Green:Love+Arange
Pink:Love Marriage
orange:Runner marriage
red:Arrange Marriage
purple:wid Friend
BlacK:No marriage
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If Ur Ex-Lover Invites To His/Her Marriage,
Wat Wud U Like To Gift Him/Her?
Send It To Ur Frdz N Know How Ppl Hav Feelings For Dr Ex-Love, But Reply Me First
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U''ll get:
A=a new frnd
D=gud result
G=a lover
J=nothing
M-lots of happiness
P=ur marriage
T=success
W=lots of money
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If U Came 2 Knw Abt The Following Evnts,Wt Wil B Ur 1st Reaction
1.My Marriage
Ans:
2.My Accident
Ans:
3.My Death
Ans:
4.Gone Abroad
Ans:
5.Seen Wd A B-Frnd
Ans
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Santa Shouting 2 His GF
" U Said V Will Do Register
Marriage And Cheated Me,
I Was Waiting 4 U
Yesterday Whole Day
In The Post Office...."
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Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
"WIFE" & "MOTHER"
SANTA:
Before Marriage We Sleep With "MOTHER"
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With
Our
"WIFE
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In marriage man and woman become one.
The trouble starts when they try to decide which one
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"A TRUE THOUGHT"
"One Who Doesnt Love
A Girl Before His Marriage
Can Never Love His
Wife After Marriage;-)"
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