Search Results for 'pareshan'
Yar ajkal Main boht Pareshan hon.
Nend nhi aati?
Sukon nhi?
Kisi kam men dil b nhi lagta?
Doctor ne mujhe kaha hy Ap ko,,,
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Vitamin SHE
ki kami hay…
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Hazret Ali se ksi ne pucha
"yeh kese pata chale ga k jo pareshani ya musebet hem pe ai hey wo Allah ki tref se saza hey ya azmaish".
Aap ne jwab men frmaya
"jo musebet tujhe Allah ki tref le jay wo azmaish hey jo musebet tujhe Allah se dur kr dey wo saza hey".
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Aey Eid Key Chand! Keyun karta hai tu ham ko pareshan
Tujhay dekhne ke liye baichain hain ham aur mufti Muneeb-ur-Rehman
Tujhay daikh nahi pate poray Pakistan key insan
Per Kahan say dohnd leta hai tujhay Peshawar ka Pathan,
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Son:papa jab sab shadi kar ke pareshan hai tu shadi kyu kartay hai?
Papa: Beta aqal badam khanay
Se nahi Thokar kha ke aati hai:->
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pareshani khamosh hony sy kam,sabar karny sy khatam ore shukar karny sy khushi mein badal jati hy
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Jiski khatir humne jaan di "Faraz".
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Aaj usi ne Kafan utha kar kaha:"Acha huwa mar gaya saari raat sms kar k pareshan karta tha"
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Ae Eid K Chaand!
Q Krta Hae Tu Hum Ko Pareshan,
Tujhe Dekhne K Liay Bechen Hen Hum
Aür
Mufti Muneeb Ur Rehmaan
Tujhe Dekh Nahi Patay
Puray Pakistan K Insaan,
Mgar Kahan Se Dhoond Letay Hen Tujhe
Sarhad K Kuch Pathan,
“Meri”Hy Tman’na
Eis Bar Na Trpana,
Puray Pakistan Mae Hum Ko Ik Saath Nzar Aana.
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Teacher to Student: Beta Jo cheez b apko tang ya pareshan karey usey apne pass b bhatakne na do...
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Student: Chal beta sabse pehle to tu nikal.
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Aey Eid k Chaand !
Kyun krta hy tu hum ko pareshan?
Tujhy dekhny k liye bechain hyn Hum aur Mufti Muneeb-ur-Rehman
Tujhy dekh nahi paatey poorey Pakistan k Insan
Magar kahan se dhoond lete hyn tujhy Sarhad k kuch Pathan? =P ;)
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aap yahan maze se sms parh rahe ho or udhar poori saudi govt pareshan hai. sab aap ki talaash mein hein jaldi pohncho! kyun ke haji pather marne ke liye aa gaye hain.
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Aap Pareshan hain?
Theek se Neend nhi aati?
Sotey hoay Jaag jatay hain?
Ab mazeed pareshaani ki zaroorat nhi
Ab aA gaya
"PAMPERS"
Chain Se Sona khoob Brhna
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Gali se ek ladki guzra karti thi
Uske chehre par nakab hua karta tha
Phir bhi us par ek ladka marta tha
Shyad vo use dilo jan se chahata tha
Woh use baar baar kehta “Muh se naquab hata do apna chand sa mukhada dekha do”.
Par ladki ne muh se naquab na hataya Ladke ko apna chehra na dikhaya
Kai din beet gaye ladki ko woh ladka nazar na aaya
Ladki kuch pareshan se rehne lagi
Kisi terha puchte puchte woh uke ghar pahochi.
Padosiyon ne kaha “ Mahotarma aap ko aane main thodi der ho gaye us deewane ke to saat roz pehle he mot ho gaye”.
Padosi ne apna farz nibhaya ladki ko ladke ke kabar tak pahuchaya
Ladki zor zor se rone lagi apne aansuon se kabar ko dhone lagi
Tabhi kabar se ek aawaz aaye
“Waqt waqt ke baat hai pehle tumhare chehre par naquab tha aur aaj humare chehre par hai”
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Small love story
Gali se ek ladki guzra karti thi
Uske chehre par naqab hua karta tha
Phir bhi us par ek ladka marta tha
Shayad woh use dilo jaan se chahata tha
Woh use baar baar kehta
"Muh se naqaab hata do apna chaand sa mukhda dekha do".
Par ladki ne muh se naqaab na hataya Ladke ko apna chehra na
dikhaya.
Kayi din beet gaye ladki ko woh ladka nazar na aaya
Ladki kuch pareshan si rehne lagi
Kisi tarah poochte poochte woh uske ghar pohochi.
Padosiyon ne kaha " Mohtarma, aap ko aane main thodi der ho gaye us
deewane ke to saat roz pehle hi maut ho gaye".
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Jin raho pe ek umar tere sath raha hoon
Kuch roz se who raste sunsaan bohat hain
Mil jao k lot k phir aon na main shayed
Kamzor hoon main rah main tufan bohat hain
Ek tum he nhi meri judai main pareshan
Hum b to teri chahat main veran bohat hain
Ek tarq-e-wafa pe main usay kese bhula doon
Muj pea bi us k ehsan bohat hain
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Ajeeb Lagti Hai Sham Kabi Kabi,Zindagi Lagti hai Bejaan kabi Kabi,Samajh aye To Humein Bhi Batana K!!Que Karti Hain Yaddien Pareshan
.........Kabi Kabi.........
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