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O pakistanio
bus main latak kar aanay walo
light ke beghair rehnay walo
deshat gardi bardasht karne walo
har chees pe etra text dene walo
40 ka petrol 108 main kharidne walo
selab ka imdadi maal dobara market se lene walo
shehr ki light ka bill apne ghar se dene walo
sania ko bhabhi kehne walo
muni ko badaam kane walo
english ke paper main calculator le janay walo
ganje ko wazir banay walo
call center wali larki se baat karke khush honay walo
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meri taraf se sab ko
ADVANCE EID MUBARAK
507 chars (4 sms)
Hansa: Arre Praful, Automatically Matlab?
Praful : Hansa, Mein Batata Hu.
Dekho Jab Auto Me Jab Koi Ganji Baithi Ho To Use Kehte Hai
" AUTO ME TAKLI".
160 chars (1 sms)
Hai Dum To Jawab BHEJO.
Is Sentence Ko English Me Translate Karo.
" Ganje Ki Maang Me Sindoor "
Its A Challange 4 U... ;->
129 chars (1 sms)
1.Wo Konsi Cheez Hai Jo Kheenchne
Se Choti Hoti Hai?
2.Woh Konsa Janwar Hai Jis K Kaan Nhn
Per Sunta Hai, Dant Nhn Per Katta Hai?
3. Asad Abdullah Ka Baap Hai.
Asad Abdullah K Baap Ka______ Hai?
4.Ek Ganja Chor Chori Karne Ata Hai
Sub Kch Ley Jata Hai Per
Ek Cheez Nhn Bolo Kya? ;->
Hy Dum Tu Batao :
320 chars (2 sms)
Ghajini me Aamir khan ne apko kia msg deliver krne ki koshish ki hai?
Nahi pata..?
Aray bhai yehi,
K Ab ganjay bhi maang nikaal sakte hen....;-)
157 chars (1 sms)
''Logon Se Pange B Honge,
Ghar Men Dange B Honge,
Agar Mujhe Msg Na Kiye To..
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Aap k 12 Bachchay Honge,
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2 Ganje, or baki Nange hongay''
147 chars (1 sms)
LOGO SE PANGE B HONGE..
GHER MEIN DANGE B HONGE..
MUJHE NA SMS KIA TO..
APKE 12 BACCHE HONGE...
JO
3 GANJE
3 NANGE
AUR
6 LAFANGE HONGE... ;)
167 chars (2 sms)
Humari Dosti Tab Khatam Ho Gi
Jab 1 Gunga Phone Karega
1 Behri Ko Batane K Liye K
1 Andhe Ne Dekha
1 Langre Ko Daurty Huey
1 Ganje K Peeche Us K Baal Kaatne K Liye ;->
176 chars (2 sms)
Duniya K Sabse Chhote Jokes:
1)2 Aurate Chupchap Baithi Hai.
2)1 Buddhi Bachpan Me Mar Gayi.
3)Ganja Sardr
4)2 Sardr Chess Khelte Hue...
149 chars (1 sms)
eK gAnJa aDMi aUr eK bOwLeR eK aWaZ sUn K bUhAt gUsSa HoTaY HaiN...
socho kya?
NO BALL !
125 chars (1 sms)
Teri Dosti Ko Me Nibhaoun Ga
Tri Khusiyon Pe Muskuraoung Ga
Badalna Nhi Waqt Ki Tarha A Dost
Warna Ho K Ganja "Ghajini"Ka Hero Banjaunga... ;->
156 chars (1 sms)
Yunhi mazaq mazaq main hm ganjey ho gae faraz!
Najaney kon hamarey
shampoo main veet daal gaya...= p ;->
113 chars (1 sms)
Teri Dosti Ko Me Nibhaoun Ga
Tri Khusiyon Pe Muskuraoung Ga
Badalna Nhi Waqt Ki Tarha A Dost
Warna Ho K Ganja "Ghajini"Ka Hero Banjaunga... ;->
160 chars (1 sms)
Yunhi mazaq mazaq main hm ganjey ho gae faraz!
Najaney kon hamarey
shampoo main veet daal gaya...= p ;->
120 chars (1 sms)