Search Results for 'marriage'
boys psycology:
fraud wid inocent gurl,
frndship wid charming gurl, contacts wid smart gurls,
flirt wid freaky gurl,
luv wid cute gurl,
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marriage!!!
"jesi ammi kehti hain"
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Husband on wedding,askd his wife hd u any boy frnd befor our marriage?
Wife:silentHe said,mai iss khamoshi ko kya samjho,She replied
"TO0T PAINEA GINUN TE DE"
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Why Is Love Mariage Is Better Than Arrange Marriage.....???
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B''coz A Known Devil Is Better Than An Unknown Ghost.......... ;->
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b4 Marriage....
He: Yes ! Atleast It Was So Hard 2 Wait
She: Do U Want Me 2 Leave???
He: Don''t Even Think Abt t...!!!
She: Do U Love Me...???
He: Offcourse Over & Over
She: Have U Ever Cheated On Me...???
He: No... Y R U Asking ???
She: Will U Kiss Me...???
He: Every Chance I Get..
She: Will U Hit Me...???
He; Are U Crazy... I''m Not That Kind Of Person
She: Can I Trust U....??
He: Yes...
She: Darling....
After Marriage....
Simply Read From Bottom To To... U''ll Know De Answers... ;->
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Why is Love Marriage Is Better Than Arrange Marriage...???
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B''coz A known Devil Is Better Than An Unknown Ghost...... ;->
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HEIGHT OF COURAGE:
A Senior student during ragging says:
"On ur marriage I will kiss ur wife."
Junior: "Ok fine sir,
but i''m going to marry ur sister!"
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My Marriage is Fixed Surprisd?
Dekho free di party da sun k kivein khush hunde ne.
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So many options: Poison,
sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building,
lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow & sure!
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Headlines of 2025
HEADLINES DATED 1ST JAN 2025:
1. Kyunki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi completed 2,50,000 episodes & Baa has completed 400yrs.
2. Dhoom 17 ready for release.
3. I will play next world cup - Sachin Tendulkar.
4. Salman, Vivek and Abhishek attends Aishwarya''s 3rd marriage.
5. Mein to aabhi jawan hu - Dev Anand''s new film, staring himself in the lead role.
6. Petrol Rs.999/liter.
7. N.Siddhu will launch his own TV channal where he can speak for a whole day... ;->
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One Good Way To REDUCE Alcohal Consumption . . .
Before Marriage. . . Drink WhenEver U r SAD
After Marriage. . . Drink WhenEver U r HAPPY . . . ;->
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One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :
Before Marriage . . . Drink whenever you are SAD
After Marriage . . . Drink whenever you are HAPPY. . . ;->
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In A Marriage. . .
One Person Always Wins
And
The Other Person Is Called HUSBAND. . . ;->
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"FRIENDS STAND BEHIND U DURING UR BAD TIMES"
do u want a documentary proof ??
Ok,In future check out ur marriage album..U''ll find al frns behind u!
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Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you''re wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you''re right, shut up. .
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Husband: "Where do you want to go for our marriage anniversary. . . ?"
Wife: "Some where I have never been. . . !"
Husband: "How about the kitchen. . . ?" . . . ;->
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