Exam sms; 96 messages
University se degree le kar to sabhi nikaltay hain
Baat to jab hai ke aap aik acha rishta le ker niklen ??
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Papa: Beta Result Kesa Aya.??
Pappu: Ek Good News Hai Aur Ek Bed News.
Pehly Konsi Sunaun??
Papa: Good News
Pappu: Me Pass Ho Gaya.
Papa: Shabash Beta. Ab Bad News Bhi Suna Do.
Pappu: Good News Ghalat Thi.. :-(
Papa Shocked
Pappu Rocked
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Ek din ek ladka apne dost se bola:
University se mera result check kar ke aa ke batao!
Magar yaad rahe, mere saath abba hongey!
Agar main ek subject me fail ho gaya to kehna ke:
ek momin ki taraf se salaam.
Agar 2 mein fail ho gaya to kehna ke:
2 musalmaan bhaiyon k taraf se salam!
Dost university se result dekh ke aaya or bola..
Tamaam Ummat-e-muslimeen O Muslimaat ki taraf se salaam!
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Pressure On Brain Is Inversely Proportional To The Number Of Days Left For Exams
Keeping The Syllabus Constant
Zubaida Apa’s 1st Law Of Tension
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Teacher : kisi aisi jgha ka name
btao jha bht sary log ho phir b ap
akely feel karty ho..
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Student : examination hall .
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Alone
_/ \_ .....students rock teacher shoc
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My Nights r going SleepLess,
My Days r going UseLes,
I hv becom SpeachLess,
So,
I asked My Heart;
is it Love?
Heart replied
"Na Putr Paper a gaye ne.."
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Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna
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Success is the derivative function of calculated efforts. So, Effort + Effort + Effort + ..... = Success... Success in your exams.
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Jab Question Paper ho out of Control.
Answer sheet ko kr k Fold....
Answer sheet ko kr k Fold.
Aeroplane bana k bole!
All will fail!
Student kia jane Result kia hoga?
Marks milegay ya Zero pe Tie ho ga.
Toh Girl Friend ghuma... Paisa Ura.
Paisa Ura k bole.
Papa All is Well!!
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Jab sardi ki raaton main kitaab kholo to zehan main aik "Equation" aati hai..
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Bed + Razai = Dafa karo parha
Happy Exam season
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Aya Tha Imtehan Me Mazmoon Husn Par,
Parchay Main Sb Ne Chehara Mera Bana Diya :-)
uff....
Ye Class felloz B na?
1st Aye hen sb
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Brain is the most outstanding organ it works for 24 Hours 365 days right from the time of birth but stops only when we enter th Exam Hall...
Dhoke-Baaz:-D
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Why we don’t study whole year, and study at the last momet of EXAM time?
The answer is.
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Sahil ki khamoshiyon mein to koi bhi kashtiyan chala leta hai..
Par Tufan mein kashtiyan chalane ka maza hi kuch aur hai…
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ALLAH ka diya sab kuch he :-
Books he
Notes he
Time he
aur hausla to itna he ke…
jb chahe padh ke TOP kr sakte he,
bus 1 hi bat ki kami he,.
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“MOOD” Sala bnta hi ni..
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Rocking quote by a tired student:
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I want a 6 month vacation…
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twice in a year.
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