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azadi k din par mer

azadi k din par meri dua hai k ALLAH ap ko Quaid ki akal,
Iqbal ki shakal, Liaqat ki sherwani, Fatima ki jawani,
Nehru ki chal or gandi ji k baal de
AZADI DAY MUBARAK

170 chars (2 sms)


2 girl frndz

2 girl frndz
girl 1: Yar ye larkay apas main kaisi batain krtay hain..
Girl 2: waisi hi jaisi hm larkian krti hain..
Girl 1: Astagfirullah itni gandi batain..

161 chars (2 sms)


2 Cockroaches eating potti in washroom.

2 Cockroaches eating potti in washroom.
1st: yar pait main buhat dard ho raha hai muje potti aa rahi ha
2nd: yar khanay k time pe to kam se kam gandi baatain na kar

167 chars (2 sms)


Hum Dosto Ko Bäri Gandi Saza Dete Hain,,,,,,,,!!

Hum Dosto Ko Bäri Gandi Saza Dete
Hain,,,,,,,,!!





HUM DOSTO KO BARI GANDI $AZA DETE
HAIN...!!!




Joota Marte Nahi Moza Soongha Dety Hain,,,,,!!

163 chars (2 sms)


Hont Se Hont Milay Tou Kia Hota Hai.......


Hont Se Hont Milay Tou Kia Hota Hai.........????































SocHo......????





















Nahi Pata....!!!!
















Uff Kitni Gandi Soch Hai Tumhari
Kuch Nahi Bas Muunh Band Hota Hai......... ;->

308 chars (2 sms)


Dost Mere Marne K baad

Dost Mere Marne K baad
Mera Janaza Us Ki Gali Main Ghuma Dena

Agar Wo Dikh Jaye Tou

Ek Baar Mera Hila Dena













Kya.....????




















Gandi Soch Rakhne Wale Aadmi




Abay Mera Haath Bye... Bye K
Liye... ;->

278 chars (2 sms)


Gandi : Dekh Baabey Aaj

Gandi : Dekh Baabey Aaj 60 Saal Baad Mere Mulk Main Kya
Kuch Ban Gaya ...
Tere Mulk Main Kia Bana ... ???

Quaid-e-Azam: Biscuits Badal Gaye Bistiks Ban Gaye ...

166 chars (2 sms)


2 kids wr lying 2gethr

2 kids wr lying 2gethr in 1 bed in same blnket

1st: Me 1 lrka hn
Tm kon ho?

2nd: Mjhy nai pta

1st:Acha w8 (ye kh kr wo blankt k andr gya
or thori dr bd nikla) "tm lrki ho"

2nd: Tmhy kese pta?
.







1st: Q k mere blue socks hai, or tmhare pink hai.


Moral :
Har waqt GANDI BATEN mat socha karo.. ;->

333 chars (3 sms)


Wife: GanA gA rhi thi.

Wife: GanA gA rhi thi.
Hsbnd: Jb TuM GAti ho to LgtA hE IndrA GAndi gA rhi ho
WiFE: LekiN UsAy to GAnA hi nhi ata thA
HSbnd:Te Anni deAy TeNu kErA andA vE.. ;->

167 chars (2 sms)


2 kids wr lying 2get


2 kids wr lying 2gethr in 1 bed in same blnket

1st: Me 1 lrka hn
Tm kon ho?

2nd: Mjhy nai pta

1st:Acha w8 (ye kh kr wo blankt k andr gya
or thori dr bd nikla) "tm lrki ho"

2nd: Tmhy kese pta?
.







1st: Q k mere blue socks hai, or tmhare pink hai.


Moral :
Har waqt GANDI BATEN mat socha karo.. ;->

335 chars (3 sms)


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