Search Results for 'Bhai'
Tere Ishq Ka e-mail Mere Dil Ko Tarpata Hai..
Per Beech Me Tere Bhai Ka VIRUS Aa Jata Hai.. :-(
Hhahahaha
Good Night..
120 chars (1 sms)
Ek din ek ladka apne dost se bola:
University se mera result check kar ke aa ke batao!
Magar yaad rahe, mere saath abba hongey!
Agar main ek subject me fail ho gaya to kehna ke:
ek momin ki taraf se salaam.
Agar 2 mein fail ho gaya to kehna ke:
2 musalmaan bhaiyon k taraf se salam!
Dost university se result dekh ke aaya or bola..
Tamaam Ummat-e-muslimeen O Muslimaat ki taraf se salaam!
392 chars (3 sms)
High Class Insult
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Girl to Boy: Apne Baal to dekho jaise Ghass Ugi
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Boy 2 girl: Isliye itni der se soch raha hu ke mere
saamne Bhais kyun khadi h.
172 chars (2 sms)
why i hate C.I.D :(
An Example:
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?
LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???
LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha.
ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho ..
257 chars (2 sms)
Lo bhai Pakistanio!
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Khoon to Zardari choos gaya,
Ab Gosht Sher kha jaye ga…
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Reh gai khaal,
Wo to hy he shokat khanam ke…
130 chars (1 sms)
Boy 2 Girl: Suit bohat acha pehna hai
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Girl: Thanks
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Boy: Lipstick b achi hai
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Girl: Thanks
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Boy: Makeup b bohat acha hai
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Girl: Thnx "BHAI JAN"
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Boy: Phir b buri lag rahi ho :-P
192 chars (2 sms)
Pathan 2 shopkeeper: Bhai sahb 1 rupia ka Easy Load kardo
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Shopkeeper: 1 rupey ke load se kesi ko call karni hai ya msg?
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Pathan: Karna tu kuch bhi nahi,
Bus aisy hi paisy urany ki adat hai
192 chars (2 sms)
Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi,
Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi.
Mai kaise mithi baat karu?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.
Ye chand kaise maamu hai?
Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi.
Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke?
Kyu usne triming karai nahi.
Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?
Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.
Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,
Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.
Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?
Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai?
Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi.
Jab school me itni neend aati hai.
Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nahi?
Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi
Aur mummy ne samjhai nhai.
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554 chars (4 sms)
Dosti pake dosti eve ni nibhai jandi,
is dost nimane di tenu kade yaad ni andi,
har vale kara pehala mein hi sms,
je tu kar dawe ki teri shaan ghat jandi
153 chars (1 sms)
Police wale ne carwale ko roka- "yeh suraksha week hai. Aap belt pehn
kar car chala rahe hain, isliye aapko Rs 5,000 ka inaam
dia jata hai. aap is inaam ka kya karoge ?"
car driver- "mein iss inaam se apna driving license banwaunga"
pichli seat par baithi uski maa boli- "iski bat ka yakin mat karo.
ye sharab pi kr kuch b bolta hai."
uske papa bole- "muje pata tha ki chori ki car me
hm zyada dur nhi ja payenge."
Tabhi dikki se awaz ayi-
"bhai hmne border par kar lia kya ?.............. "
495 chars (4 sms)
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?
LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???
LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha.
ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho ...
240 chars (2 sms)
Hum jugnoo thay hum titli thay
Hum rang birangay panchi thay
Kuch mah-o-saal ki jannat mein
MAAN hum dono bhi sanjhi thay
Main chota sa ik bacha tha
Teri ungli tham k chalta tha
Tu door nazr se hoti thi
Main ansu ansu rota tha
Ik khawbon ka roshan basta
Tu roz mujhay pehnati thi
Jab darta tha main raton ko
Tu apnay sath sulati thi
MAAN tu ne kitnay barson tak
Is phool ko seencha hathon se
Jeevan k gehray bhaidon ko
Main samjha teri baton se
Main tere hath k takiay par
Ab bhi raat ko sota hoon
MAAN! Main chota sa ik bacha
Teri yaad main ab bhi rota hoon...
588 chars (4 sms)
Why I Hate C.I.D :(
An Example:
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?
LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???
LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha.
ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho ...
259 chars (2 sms)
class:
bardasht.
attendence:
hera pheri
class room:
no entry
teacher:
jani dushman
exam:
evil dead
examinor:
Don
friends during paper:
ham ap ke hen kon???
marking:
andha kanoon
exam time:
Qayamat
cheating:
lage raho munna bhai
question paper:
paheli
answer paper:
kora kaghaz
result:
sadma
pass:
chamatkar
fail:
Devdas
future:
na tum jano na ham...:)
FULL TIME FILMY
377 chars (3 sms)
*Sardar: Beta 2 bistar kiun lagay?
Son: Ghr pe 2 guest ane hn.
Sardar: Kon?
Son: Ami ka bhai or mera Mamo
Sardar: Phr 1 or lga , mera sala bi a rha hai..:-)
158 chars (1 sms)