Search Results for 'Dimagh'
Girl:
Jab Kaali Ghata Chati Hai
Mujhy Tum Yaad Aaty Ho..
Jab Barish Hoti Hai
Mujhy Tum Yaad Aaty Ho..
Jab Me Bheeg Jati Hun
Mujhy Tum Yaad Aaty Ho..
Boy:
Ziyada Dimagh Mat Paka,
Mujhy Pata Hai K
Teri Umbrella Mere Paas Hai,
Kal Wapas Ker Dunga.. ;-p :-)
264 chars (2 sms)
Piyar "Dil" hai "Dimagh" nahi
piyar "Soch" hai "Awaz"nahi,
Koi Ankhun se nahi dekh sakta 'piyar'
k "Jazbe" ko,
Kyunke piyar "Ehsas" hai "Andaz"
nahi!
154 chars (1 sms)
Sunehri Aqwaal
-
Elm Wo Shajr Hai Jo Dil Men Ugta Hai Dimagh Mein Palta Hai
Aur
Zaban Se Phal Deta Hai
-
HAZRAT ALI (A.S)
122 chars (1 sms)
Kisi ko Chahny ki 8 Nishaniyan
.
1.Ap us k Sms baar baar parhty hen
.
2.Ap us k saamny jaty huay Hich-Kichaty hen
.
3Jub ap us k bary me sochty hen to ap ka DIL taiz dharakta hy
.
4.Ap jub ys ki awaz sunty hen to Muskuraty hen
.
6.Ap us k liye kch b kr skty hen
.
7.Ye sms parhty waqt ap k dimagh me bs usi ka hi khyal hy
.
8.Or ap usy sochny me itny masroof thay k ap ko pta hi nhi chala k point no.5 missing hy
.
Ye hoti hy"MUHABBAT"
435 chars (3 sms)
A Sweet Story
Once a girl asked a boy:
Why we have 2 units to measure weight, height, force, speed, distance etc.
But nothing to measure Love, Trust, Friendship, Why?
Boy thought for a while, took her into arms, looked into her eyes and said
.
.
.
Dekh Janu, Dimagh mat kha
Already physics main supply hai
305 chars (2 sms)
Karachi k Bharam Baaz Dialog:
"Abay chal teri to"
"Us ki to mein"
"Bus kar zyada mat Phenk"
"Chal nikal"
"Koot dy salay ko"
"Or Party"
"Dimagh ki dahi"
"Ye cheez dada"
"Bachi dekh"
"Teri Bhabi se baat kr rha hon"
"Hat gai na"
"Abe dhkkan"
"Ptli Gali pakar"
"Lash yaar"
"Chal phhoot le"
"Latak mat"
"Teri wali ja rhi hai"
Ab Intizar kis bat ka hai,
Aakhir ye SMS karachi ki pehchan hai.
phenk de market me.'
444 chars (3 sms)
Pathan phone pe wapda waly se: Janaab thori dair k liye light to band kijiye.
.
.
.
WAPDA wala:Q sir ?
.
.
.
Pathan:Wo yara humara dimagh mein ek naya Gaali aaya hai wo apko dena hai.
183 chars (2 sms)
Zindagi mein agar khuch karna ho to hamesha apnay dimagh ki suno
Agar dimagh se koi jawab na aae to
Dil ki sunno
.............
Waha say bhi jawab na aae to
....
Ankhain band kar ke
.
socho
.
.
ke
.
.
ya ALLAH kahin me PaTHAN to nahi ?
234 chars (2 sms)
Yeh Sun Kar Dimagh He Ghoom Gaya Faraz,
Jab Meri Dadi Ne Call Kar K Mujhse Pocha:
.
.
.
.
.
Tum FaceBook Pe Ho?
116 chars (1 sms)
Tere Dimagh Mey Meri yaaad ko Panah Miljaye,
Agar to Bhool Jaye Mujhey To Teri EID FANA hojaye
96 chars (1 sms)
Na zuban se,
Na nigahon se,
Na dimagh se,
Na rango se,
Na greetings se,
Na gift se,
Aapko Eid Mubarak ho direct DIL se..
126 chars (1 sms)
Startz wid
"hi"
Changez to "wassup"
Growz to
"oye pagal"
Tendz to
"tu apna dimagh mat chala"
Fallz to
"thappar khana hy"
&
finally
"tu sambhal lena yaar"
Datz FRIENDSHIP:] thnx fr being ma frnd.... =)
225 chars (2 sms)
Husband aur Wife Hotel
me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya,
Wife nay pocha,”Koun Thi Wo?”
Husband:-Tum dimagh kharab mat karo,
main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi pochay gi.
182 chars (2 sms)
Arz kiya hai :- jale ko Aag kehte hain Bujhe ko khaak kehte hain
wah wah
Aap mein jis cheez ki kami hai us hi ko to"DIMAGH"kehte hain.
146 chars (1 sms)
Biwi(Ghusse Main):
Tumhare Dimagh Main To
Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!!
Husband (Pyar Se):
To Phr Itni Dyer Se Kha Q Rahi Ho.??
137 chars (1 sms)