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What is the Limit of
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A HUBSHI taking a Bath &
Singing:"PAANI ME JALAY
MERA GORA BADAN..
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Why pakistan is in trouble ? Population: 16 crore
4 crore retired
3 crore in state govt don''t work
2 crore in school
2 crore under 5 year
2 crore unemployed
2 crore house wives
99,99,998 are any time in jail.
The balance is you & me. you are busy in checking SMS.
HOW can i handle pakistan alone? ;->
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Man:I''m looking for a book-How to control ur wife.
Salesman:Sorry, we have only books based on facts ;->
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Once during the tea break between india and pakistan match....
Afridi wanted biscuits wid his tea...
Inspite of asking Sachin for the biscuits who was close by to the biscuits plate... He called Inzy who was standin far away....
why so...?
socho.....
socho socho.........
coz "HAQ SE MANGO PRIYA GOLD"... ;-
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Ur Friendship Means So Much To Me . . .
That
If V Were Da Last People
On A Sinking Ship. . .
N V Have A Single Life Jacket
Den I Will . . .
I Will Miss U Yaar . . .
222 chars (2 sms)
Two factory workers are talking.
The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off."
The man replies, "And how would you do that?"
The woman says, "Just wait and see." She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.
The boss comes in and says, "What are you doing?"
The woman replies, "I''m a light bulb."
The boss then says, "You''ve been working so much that you''ve gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off."
The man starts to follow her and the boss says, "Where are you going?"
The man says, "I''m going home, too. I can''t work in the dark." . . . ;->
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Heights Heights of super Bindaasness :
Finishing the Exam paper and coming out of the examination hall and then asking a friend --
“ Kaunsa subject tha yaar ?? !!!
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IF Engineer Starts Making Films .
The Name Will Be . . .
"Current Ho na Ho"
"Janam Supply Karo"
"Aa Ab B.Tech Karain"
"Kabhi A.C Kabhi D.C"
"Fuse Lagaya Tou Darna Kia"
"Engineer No.1"
"Engineeering Koi Khel Nahi"
"Input Wale Output Le Jayenge"
"Maine Engineering Kion Li ?" ;->
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BREAKING NEWS:
Multan mein Aaj BARAF Giri.
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1 Aadmi cycle par Baraf le kar ja raha tha.
Carrier Dhila Tha aur baraf gir gaye!
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Height Of Stupidity
“ Munnabhai: Ae circuit yeh kutte poonch kyun hilate hain?
Bole to Dog tail shaking WHY?
Circuit: Common sense hai bhai ab poonch kutte ko to nahi hila sakti hai
na.
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This is last time that I am asking u...
Do u
Do u L
Do u Lo
Do u Lov
Do u Love m
Do u Love me
Do u Love meat or r u VEG?
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*Some funny truth*
* shadi se pehle har aurat apne chehre se aadmi ka bheja kharab karti hai or shadi ke baad apni cooking se aadmi ka hazma.
*aurat apne future ki chinta jab tak karti hai jab tak ki shadi suda nahi hai,jabki aadmi apne future ki chinta shadi ke baad hi karta hai.
*aurat ko mard ke pichhe kabhi nahi bhagna chahiye,
kya pinjra bhi kabhi chuhe ke pichhe bhagta hai.
*hitlar ka kahna tha ki impossible kuch bhi nahi,
par mai kahta hu ki agar apme dum hai to ek hath me do tarbuj pakad ke dikhayiye.
*aurat ko kabu me rakhne ka ek hi tarika hai,
magar afsos ki wo tarika kisi mard ko nahi maloom.
*ramu ki biwi ko machchar aankh band kar ke katate hai kyuki wo bahut hi badsurat hai.
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Though i love this song from TZP, but cudn''t resist taking a dig on this. If i hurt somebody, it is purely unintentional.. Mujhe Maaf Kar De naa MAA :))
Main Kabhi Batlata Nahin
Bar main daily jaata Hoon Main Maa ...
Yun To Main,Dikhlata Nahin
Daru peekar roz aata hun Main Maa ....
Tujhe Sab Hai Pata, Hain Na Maa...
Tujhe Sab Hai Pata, Meri Maa...
Theke pe Yun Na Chhoro Mujhe ,
Ghar Laut Ke Bhi Aa Naa Paoon Main Maa...
Pau lene Bhej Na Itna Door Mujko Tu,
Ghar bhi bhool jaun main Maa...
Kya Itna Bura Hoon Main Maa...
Kya Itna Bura Hoon Main...Meri Maa..
Scotch main ,itna peeta nahi,
Peg Se Seham Jaata Hoon Main Maa
Chehre Pe Aane Deta Nahin
Lekin kabhi ludak jaata Hoon Main Maa
Tujhe Sab Hai Pata...Hai Naa Maa
Tujhe Sab Hai Pata, Meri Maa ...
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Breaking news..
abhi abhi mili tazza khabar ke anusaar pata chala hai ki......
Australia ki oneday team me Steave buckner ko jagah mil gaye hai..
lekin abhi tak ye pata nahi chala hai ki wo team me karenge kya....!
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One for Physics students!!
if a man if walking down from the 3 floor to the ground floor!! what does he need??
Ans: STEP-DOWN Transformer!!
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