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Goverment nay laga diya SmokinG pay bann..
Toyae Zoyae Aain Gain../ :-D
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A beggar meets another beggar.
A software engineer meets another software
engineer.
Both of them ask the same question to each other.
What is the question ???
So, Which Platform are you Working on ???
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Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster & was wondering -
Saala wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaane kyon diya ?
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Teacher To Student:
Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?
Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad
Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.
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People say "Failure is the stepping stone for success"
I say im making a strong foundation by failing many time...
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I''d Much Rather Be A Woman Than A Man.
Women Can Cry . . .
They Can Wear Cute Clothes . . .
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They Are The First To Be Rescued Off Of Sinking Ships . . . ;->
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The Only Way You Can Feel Good About YourSelf Is By Making SomeOne Else Look Bad.
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I''m Tired Of Making Other People Feel Good About Themselves…. ;->
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The Only Way You Can Feel Good About YourSelf Is By Making SomeOne Else Look Bad.
And
I''m Tired Of Making Other People Feel Good About Themselves…. ;->
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The Only Way You Can Feel Good About YourSelf Is By Making SomeOne Else Look Bad.
And
I''m Tired Of Making Other People Feel Good About Themselves…. ;->
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The Only Way You Can Feel Good About YourSelf Is By Making SomeOne Else Look Bad.
And
I''m Tired Of Making Other People Feel Good About Themselves…. ;->
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What Are You Doing ??
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Thinking About Me
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How Sweet . . . !!!
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I''m Also Doing The Same
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Thinking About Me . . . ;->
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A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up.
"Wow!," SAID her FATHER, "That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?"
"Wrong number," replied the GIRL... ;->
:''~'': K33P SMiLiNG :''~'':
<''"> K?r?chi RoCk3rS <"''>
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Can you explain to me how this lipstick got on your collar? the suspicious wife sneered.
No I cant the husband replied. I distinctly remember taking my shirt off.
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MunnaBhai: Yaar yeh kutte poonch kyon hilate hain? Bole to dog tail shaking WHY?
Circuit: Common sense Bhai! Ab poonch kutte ko to nahin hila sakti hai na.
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If MOLVIS Start Film Making
Names Of Films Will Be
Isla Aaya Tum Na Aaye
Kaho Na Ramzan Hai
Hum Zakat De Chuke Sanam
Kabhi Roza Kabhi Namaz
Humari Tasbeeh Aap K Paas Hai
Aa Ab Namaz Parhain
Shaheed Tou Hona Hi Tha
Molana Aap K Hain Kon
Paise Wale Hajj Ker Jayenge
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