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Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist.
If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for seven years.
The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board overlooking an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump.
The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms.
Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs.
The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump.
"Congratulations! You''re a free man. Just tell me why didn''t you jump?" asked the doctor.
To which the third patient answered, "Well Doc, I can''t swim!"
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Two guls are talking to each other:
HEY I GOT MARRIED!
OH,THATS GOOD!
NO DATS BAD ,HE''S UGLY!
OH DATS BAD!
NO DATS GOOD HE IS RICH!
OH,THATS GOOD!
NO DATS BAD ,HE WONT GIVE ME A PENNY
OH DATS BAD!
NO DATS GOOD HE BOUGHT ME A BIG HOUSE!
OH,THATS GOOD!
NO DATS BAD THE HOUSE BURNT DOWN!
OH DATS BAD!
NO DATS GOOD HE WAS IN IT!
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Wife to husband: Stop looking at girls, u r married now.
Husband: U mean if i am on diet, i cant even look at the menu?
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What if Acountants start making Movies....
1 - Muna Bhai C.A,,
2 - Hamara Ledger apke pas hai,,
3 - Maine overdraft kyon kia,,
4 - Journal sey Balance Sheet tak,,
5 - Kabhi Credit Kabhi Debit,,
6 - Cash Balance wale Profit Le Jayenge,,
7 - Hum Tax dE chuke Sanam,,
8 - Kyun TeLi ho gaya na?,,
9 - Mein Acounts ki Diwani hon,,
10 - Kaho na Depreciation hai...!!!
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Two guys were hiking through the jungle when they spotted a Tiger who looked both hungry and
fast..
One of the guys reached into his pack and pulled out a pair of Nike Shoes..
His friend looked at him "Do you really think those shoes are going to make you run faster than that tiger?"
I don''t have to run faster than that tiger, his friend replied. "I just have to run faster than you" :p ........
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Who Played The Double Role In Film "Sholay"........?
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Film Tou dekhi ho gi
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Nahi Pata
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King George
Aray Wohi Jo Amitabh K Coin k Dono Side Pe Tha....... :)
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Who Played The Double Role In Film "Sholay"........?
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Nahi Pata
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King George
Aray Wohi Jo Amitabh K Coin k Dono Side Pe Tha....... :)
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Define a true music lover?
Ans: A girl singing in a bathroom
while taking bath & a boy near the keyhole
of the door is using his ears & not his eyes.
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Two guys were hiking through the jungle when they spotted a Tiger who looked both hungry and
fast..
One of the guys reached into his pack and pulled out a pair of Nike Shoes..
His friend looked at him "Do you really think those shoes are going to make you run faster than that tiger?"
I don''t have to run faster than that tiger, his friend replied. "I just have to run faster than you" ........
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What''s The Difference Between P|easur & Torture.................?
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P|easure Is Thinking Of U
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Torture Is Thinking Of U Too MucH.......... :p
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When I was younger I hated going to weddings ... it seemed that all of my
aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the
ribs and cackling, telling me, ''You''re next.''
They stopped that stuff after I started doing the same thing to them at
funerals..... :d
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Breaking News!
Now call charges will b charged accordng 2 ur brain size.
smaller da size cheaper wil be da call rates.
Congrats U can make free calls now....
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Father says to Son...
"You are mature enough now...
I will allow you to start smoking if you want to."
Son, "Thanks dad, but I quit two years ago"......
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Packing Start Ker do
Phir Na Kehna K Bataya Nahi
Abhi 15 - 20 Dim Hain
Ramzaan Ka chaand Nazar Aate Hi Aap Ko Ek Month K Liye Band Ker Dia Jaye Ga...... :p
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b4 Marriage....
He: Yes ! Atleast It Was So Hard 2 Wait
She: Do U Want Me 2 Leave???
He: Don''t Even Think Abt t...!!!
She: Do U Love Me...???
He: Offcourse Over & Over
She: Have U Ever Cheated On Me...???
He: No... Y R U Asking ???
She: Will U Kiss Me...???
He: Every Chance I Get..
She: Will U Hit Me...???
He; Are U Crazy... I''m Not That Kind Of Person
She: Can I Trust U....??
He: Yes...
She: Darling....
After Marriage....
Simply Read From Bottom To To... U''ll Know De Answers... ;->
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