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My Life Funda
How 2 forget
love failure.
SMOKING ? no !
DRINKING ? no !
DRUGS ? no !
Then what..?
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JUST LOVE ANOTHER ONE!
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Question paper in year 2020:
Q.1
Name the cities of PAKISTAN where electricity is found.
Q.2
How does sugar taste?Explain in ur own words.
Q.3
Draw a neat n labelled diagram of a suicide jacket.
Q.4
In ancient times, what was PETROL used for?Support ur answer with examples.
Q.5
Write the complete name of PAKISTAN.
Q.6
Explain principle n working of a Drone... ;->
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BREAKING NEWS
ATM @ Tariq Road Is
Jammed & Not In Working
Condition
Bcoz
Khan Sahab''s Wife Put
Hairpin In Machine When
It Said
"Enter Ur PIN" ... ;)
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~T h O u G h T
P r O v O k I n G~
After
T u e s d a y .......
Week Itself Says .......
W T F ....... =P ;->
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SHAAN is remaking TITANIC with some changes.
In The End,
He does not die, But
Swims Across the Ocean with Heroin in One Hand and
Titanic on the other hand. :-)
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If I were to make a dictionary
CUTE - YOU
SWEET - YOU
THOUGHTFUL - YOU
GOOD LOOKING - YOU
BEAUTIFUL - YOU
LIAR - ME ... =P ;->
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Once a man was smoking
in Airport
A gentleman arrive n ask
him: "Ek din mei kitni
cigarette pee lete ho ?"
Man : Why ?
Gentleman : Agar tum ab tak
zndgi me cigarete pe kharch
kiye paise bachaty tou
Samne khara hua plane
tumhara hota ..
Man: Tou kia wo plane aap
ka hy ?
Gentleman: Nhi
Man: Thnkx Sir for ur advice
wo plabe mera hi hy ... =P
Moral :
Don''t try to be over-smart
Sutta Laga k Geo
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Breaking News:
Pakistan cricket team has complained in ICC about australia that:
Ye baray larkay le aye they hum jabi haar gay..:->
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happy foggy winter
I Love Walking In FOG,
Beacause No One
Can Detect
I M
SMOKING....:P
HAPPY FOGGY WINTERz....
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An ailing grandmother is talking to her favourite granddaughter.
"Dori,I''m old n weak,
n I know that the time for me to leave is near.
I want u to inherit my farm,
includin the barn,the villa,the tractors,the farmhouse,all the livestock."
"Wow, Thank u so much,Grandma!
I didnt know u even HAD a farm.
where is it?"
grandma replied,
"You can find it on my Facebook account.
Just click on Farmvil after login in
password: just4dori.. =P ;->
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One fine day Meera was walking by the river
and suddenly saw a crocodile,
she screamed...
" O MY Gaad, LACOSTE " ;->
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YoUr baLaNcE iS iNsUfficIeNt For MakiNg thIs caLL ''''FaRaZ''''...
PLz RecHargE uR AccouNt aNd trY AgAiN LaTeR . . ;->
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Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past
forgotten and his present remembered. What I don"t
like about office Christmas parties is looking for
a job the next day.
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Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten
and his present remembered. What I don"t like about
office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
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On your birthday,
I''m thinking about how much light and sparkle
you freely dispense wherever you go,
how your sunny smile lights up any gathering.
Every birthday marks another year
of you radiating positive, happy energy,
contagious happiness
that infects all who come in contact with you.
May your next birthday find you the same--
glowing from within,
beaming bright joy on everyone you meet.
I feel blessed to know you.
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