Search Results for 'Bahar'
Waiter: Sir Aapny Samosy,
Burger Aur Roll Ander Se
Kha Liye Magar Bahar Se Chor Diye Hen.
Customer: Ji Haan,
Mujhy Doctor Ny Bahar Ka Khana Mana Kiya Hai.. :-)
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Kero gy Yaad Guzray Zamanay ko,,
Taras jao gy Hamary Sath Ek Pal Bitany ko,,
Phir Awaaz Do gy Hamen Wapas Bulanay ko,,
Aur Hum Kahen Gy Jaan,,!
Darwaza Nahi Hai Qabar se Bahar Anay ko..!
190 chars (2 sms)
Kero gy Yaad Guzray Zamanay ko,,
Taras jao gy Hamary Sath Ek Pal Bitany ko,,
Phir Awaaz Do gy Hamen Wapas Bulanay ko,,
Aur Hum Kahen Gy Jaan,,!
Darwaza Nahi Hai Qabar se Bahar Anay ko..!
190 chars (2 sms)
Shair araz kia hai
pewasta e shajar se umeed e bahar rakh
:-):-)
bchay 2 hi ache ,biviyan beshak 4 rakh
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id 2 Mom:” 10 Rs Dena, Bahar 1 Garib Ko
Dene Hen..
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Mom:” Kaha Hai Garib.. ??
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Kid:” Bechra Bahar Dhup Me Kulfiyan Bech
Raha Hai..:p:p
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Mere Wajood Ki Mujh Mein Talash Chhod Gaya,
Jo Puri Na Ho Kabhi Aisi Aas Chhod Gaya,
Wo Chahaton Ki Talab Mann Ki Pyaas Chhod Gaya,
Mujhe Bana Ke Wo Ek Zinda Laash Chhod Gaya,
Yehi Karam Nawazi Uski Mujh Pe Kaam Hai Kiya,
Ke Khud To Door Hai Yaadein To Paas Chhod Gaya,
Jo Khwahishein Thi Kabhi Hasraton Mein Dhal Gayi Ab,
Mere Labon Mein Wo Ek Lafz "KAASH" Chhod Gaya,
Ye Mera Zarf Hai Ek Roz Usne Mujhse Kaha,
Ke Aam Logon Mein Ek Tujhko Khaas Chhod Gaya,
Baharon Se Mujhe Isi Liye To Nafrat Hai,
Inhi Raaton Mein Mujhe Wo Udaas Chhod Gaya,
557 chars (4 sms)
Agr k0i apko dekh kar drwaza
band kar leta hai
to yad rakho
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Kundi d0no taraf se h0ti hai….
tum bhi bahar se laga kar bhag
jao...
140 chars (1 sms)
Vaat Lag Gayi Waala Expression :
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... When u call ur frnd on his mobile nd say,
"Abey kamine.. kaha mar Gaya??"
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"Beta, wo to bahar gaya hai..!!
173 chars (2 sms)
Vaat Lag Gayi Waala Expression :
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... ... When u call ur frnd on his mobile nd say,
"Abey kamine.. kaha mar Gaya??"
And the ans is :
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"Beta, wo to bahar gaya hai..!!"
178 chars (2 sms)
Cricket T20 aur ipl ki waja se improve hva hai...
hame b apna Examination system improve karnay k liye exams me ye step lene Chahiye:-
1-Har paper 1.5 ghanty or 50 number ka hona chahiya.
2-Har 30 mint ka bad mashwre k lye break hona chahiye.
3-Hame 1 free hit den jis me student apni marzi k 1 sawal ka apni marzi ka jawab de.
4-pehle 20 mint ka power play jis me examinerhall se bahar rahe.
5-Agr kisi sawal ka Ans ghalat ho to review ka option hona chahiya ta k student book se confrm kr le...
503 chars (4 sms)
Teacher: biwi,begum,wife main kya faraq hy ?
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Pathan: Kuch khas nahi ye bhi ye bhi India , Baharat , Hindustan ki tarhan ek hi dushman ke 3 naam hain......!
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Hawaen kehti hen DOSTI karo
Fizaen kehti hen PYAR karo
Baharen kehti hen SHADI karo
Or gahr wale kehte hen
FARAZ
Bakwas band karo aur koi
NOKRI karo
155 chars (1 sms)
Kahin wo mile to usay kehna K Lot aao
Lot aao k koi shiddat se
Barri muddat se Barri muhabat se tumhara intizar kar raha hai
Lot aao k
kisi ki bahare na hone se kisi ki aankhon mei nami or zindagi mei kami bohat zyada ha
220 chars (2 sms)
Tou soach lena...
ghataen jhoom k sehra ki simt aa nilen...
gulaab cheer k seena chtaan ka mehken...
lagen jo rait k zarre bhi kehkishaan jaise..
falak k chand ko dharti pq rashk aane lage...
aur absharoon se naghma koi ubharne lage...
ya tar dil ka kisi k naam pe larzne lage...
ya sooti aankhon me yakbaar khwab jaar uthen...
fasoon shizaan ka baharon se hamkalam lage...
utarne palkon pe ek sumaai c shaam lage...
kisi k honton ki khamoshi ek piyam lage...
rafaqton ka bhi moasam thehr thehr jaae...
tou soach lena k tumhen MOHABBAT hui k hui...
548 chars (4 sms)
Mumkin hai tery baad bhi aati hon gi baharen Mohsin
Gulshan main tery baad kabhi ja kr nahi dekha
98 chars (1 sms)