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OUR FRNDSHP MEANZ SO MUCH 2 ME IF v ver DA last peoplE on A sinKINg shiP nD v haV A SIngle lifE jackET den I WilL..
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i will MISS U yaar....
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Sincere Pray To Allah:
(O Allah ! I Do Not Ask A Thing For Me,
Just Send To My Parents A Personalated Beautiful And Good Looking Daughter_In_Law) ;->
Ameeen.
170 chars (2 sms)
Sincere Pray To Allah:
(O Allah ! I Do Not Ask A Thing For Me,
Just Send To My Parents A Personalated Beautiful And Good Looking Daughter_In_Law) ;->
Ameeen.
170 chars (2 sms)
Son : Mom, Teacher Was Asking Me 2day
If U Have Any Bro Or Sis Who Will Be Coming To School
Mom : Dats Nice Of Her To Take Such Intrest In You.
So What Did She Say When U Told Her That Youre The Onlu Child
My Dear?
Son : She Just Said ... Thank Goodness
260 chars (2 sms)
LifE iS aLL Abt WakinG uP EaCh dAy tO diSCoVer SoMethinG NeW, Abt MeetinG oLd PeoPLe bUt MakinG NeW CoNverSatioNs, WaLkinG thru oLd RoadS bUt StiLL feeLinG NicE Abt it,
ReaLizinG thAt u hAvE GrowN a dAy oLdeR bUt StiLL feeLinG young at hEArt, MeetinG busy ScheduLeS bUt StiLL fiNdinG timE 4 oLd fRieNds, bEinG NoStaLGic Abt by GoNe dAys bUt
LookinG foRWaRd tO bEttEr dAys,
WaNtinG 2 Shoot da person Who SeNt SuCh a LonG MsG bUt StiLL MaNaGe 2 SmiLe.
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Sunnys Teacher Sent A Note Home To His Mother Saying,
Sunny Seems To Be A Very Bright Boy But Spends Too Much Of His Time Thinking About Girls.
The Mother Wrote Back The Next Day,
If You Find A Solution,
Please Advise.
I Have The Same Problem With His Father
274 chars (2 sms)
Shahrukh Khan....Again Start Working On Om Shanti Om
Kyuki
Picture Abhi Baki Hai Dost.
119 chars (1 sms)
A Man Went To Department Store
& Chose A Tie .
Asking The Price , He Founds Its Cost 600
He Said For That Much Money, I Cud Buy A Good Pair Of Shoes
Salesman: "But Don''t U Think Sir It Will Look
Strange Hanging Around Ur Neck" ... ;->
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2 Married Men Talking-
10yrs Ago,
Whenever I Returned Home,
My Dog Used To Greet Me By Barking & My Wife By Kissing.
Now They Both Exactly Do The Opposite
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If U Dont Sms Me..
God Will Give U
Lalu''s English,
Mayavati''s FACE,
Jayalitha''s BODY,
Abdul Kalam''s HAIRSTYLE,
N
Atal Bihari''s WALKING STYLE...So B'' Carful
169 chars (2 sms)
Experiencd Man Says:
"The Real Problem Doesnt
Start Whn Boy Starts Luking At A Girl.
It Begins,
Whn She Turns
&
Looks Back At D Guy
152 chars (1 sms)
King Nepolean Was Busy Fighting In Poland
Some Russian Prisoners Were Brought Infront Of Him
Their Attitude Was Very Humiliating 2wards King
They Said :"V Russian r Far Better Thn U
U Fight 4 Wealth & V Fight 4 Honour"
Nepolean Said :
"Every1 Fights 4 Wht He Doesn''t Have"
290 chars (2 sms)
i Heard That
GOOD Looks
Can Kill ....
So
PlZzZ
Avoid Looking At Me
I Don''t Want To
See You Die ... ;->
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If U Need Original Tigers
Nail For Ur Chain Locket
Contact Me Immediately
Bcos M Cuttin
My Nails 2moro.
Booking Close Today
153 chars (1 sms)
If U Need Original Tigers
Nail For Ur Chain Locket
Contact Me Immediately
Bcos M Cuttin
My Nails 2moro.
Booking Close Today
153 chars (1 sms)