Search Results for 'sharab'
Mere masaab mein sheerab peena haram hai
Is liy tere judai me lassi pee raha ho
80 chars (1 sms)
Sharab body ko khatam karti hai,
Sharab samaj ko khatam karti hai,
Aao aaj iss sharab ko khatam karte hai,
Ek bottal tum khatam karo ek hum khatam karte hai..
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Police wale ne carwale ko roka- "yeh suraksha week hai. Aap belt pehn
kar car chala rahe hain, isliye aapko Rs 5,000 ka inaam
dia jata hai. aap is inaam ka kya karoge ?"
car driver- "mein iss inaam se apna driving license banwaunga"
pichli seat par baithi uski maa boli- "iski bat ka yakin mat karo.
ye sharab pi kr kuch b bolta hai."
uske papa bole- "muje pata tha ki chori ki car me
hm zyada dur nhi ja payenge."
Tabhi dikki se awaz ayi-
"bhai hmne border par kar lia kya ?.............. "
495 chars (4 sms)
ek sharabi 3rd floor se niche gir gaya
log us k ird gird jama hogae
aur us se pochne lage- kya hua bhai?
wo bola-pata nhi bhai main khud abi niche aya hn...!
159 chars (1 sms)
ZAHID SHARAB PENE DE MUJE MASJID ME BETH KAR
HAI KOI AASE JAGHA BATA JAHA KHUDA NAHI
MASJID KHUDA KA GHAR HE KOI PENE KE JAGA NAHI
KAFIR KE DIL ME CHALE JA WAHA KHUDA NAHI
KAFIR KE DIL SE HE DEKH KAR AAYA HO FARAZ
US KE DIL ME B KHUDA HIA LEKIN USE PTA NAHI
259 chars (2 sms)
Us Bewafa Ki Yad Me Jam Hathon Me Utha Liya
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Phir Lgaya Bread Pe Aur fatafat Kha liya.
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Moral: Sare AASHIQ Sharabi Nhi Hoty.. :p :D
171 chars (2 sms)
Sharab bani to Maikhane bane..Husn bana tu Deewane bane.. kuch tu baat hai iss website forum mein
aisey he nahi pagal khane bane
Aaj,
Raat,
Thik, 12, Baje
, Ke, Baad, 1, Bajega!
240 chars (2 sms)
Raqs Karti Hain Gardish-e-Dauran,
Dar Khulay Hain Sharab Khano K,
Chai Peenay Ko Ab Kahan Jayen Faraz,
Bund Hogaye Hain Hotal Pathano K..
139 chars (1 sms)
Za Sharabi Na Yam
Na Me Sharab Skali Di,
Starge Me Che Sre Di
Daa Me Ta Pasay Jarali Di.
95 chars (1 sms)
Ek chooha sharab k drim mein gira,bahar nikal kar mast hokar sath mein soi huwi Billi ki dum pe paon rakh kar bola:
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"UTH MUNNI, CHULBUL PANDEY TERA DANCE DEKHNE AYA HAI"
179 chars (2 sms)
Us ne honton se choo kar pani ko gulabi kardiya
Hamari Baat to or thi ae Faraz
Usne Machliyon ko bhi Sharabi Kar Diya.........
128 chars (1 sms)
Mosam shabab ka,
Nasha sharab ka,
Parda janab ka or rang gulab ka,
in sabme haseen , in sabme Lajawab dekho SMS padne wala "Chehara Janab ka."
146 chars (1 sms)
=|| Sachae |||=
School = Yadein
Classes= Kbhi Kbhi
Principl= Jani Dushman
Home Work= Mushkil Barsatein
Canteen= Aao Na
Teacher= Makree
Exams= No Entry
Examnr= Sharabi
Cheatng= Dil Se , Chori Chori Chup K Chup K
Result=Ghabrahat
Vication= Kbhi Alvida Na Kehna
278 chars (2 sms)
Main tod leta agar wo GULAB hoti,Main jawab banta agar wo SAWALhoti,Sab jante hai main nasha nahi karta phir bhi pi leta agar wo SHARAB hoti
140 chars (1 sms)
Mosam shabab ka,
Nasha sharab ka,
Parda janab ka or rang gulab ka,
in sabme haseen , in sabme Lajawab dekho SMS padne wala "Chehara Janab ka."
145 chars (1 sms)