No one teaches a volcano how to errupt
No one teaches a volcano how to errupt
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No one teaches a tsunami how to arise
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No one teaches a hurricane how to sway around
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No one teaches a man how to choose wife
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coz
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Natural Disasters jst happens
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 951 views
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