Chahey Jitne Bhi Paren Sandel

Chahey jitne bhi paren sandel larki0n se Faraz,

A mundey nai drdey,
Sh0r shraba kr dey.. :p ;->

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 593 views
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