1k ladke ke chere pr infection
1k ladke ke chere pr infection ho rha tha toh
uske dad ose doctor k paas le gye..
checkup krne k baad doctor bola..
apni gf ko bolo lipistik ka brand change kare..tume Lakme se Allergy h
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