Pathan Darakht Pe Charha

Pathan Darakht Pe Charha
To Upar Bandar Ne Pocha Upar Q Aye?

Pathan: AMROOD Khany

Bandar:Ye To AAM Ka Darakht Hai

Pathan:Pata Hai Mein AMROOD Sath Laya Hon.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 604 views
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Log kehte hain ki khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaaya hai...
Theek hi kehte hain, faltoo kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jaate hain.

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PUNJABI:-na dalda na gheo punjabi sarea da peo.

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Ek Aadmi Pahli baar Sasural Gaya,
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Sardar: Aao Race Lagatay hain

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Pathan: Thanks Yara..

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Funny Conversations In Hindi

Baap: Dekho Beta Aaj Tumari
Teacher Ki Taraf Se Muze Ek Letter Mila H.

Beta: Aap Befikar Raho,
Mai Mom Ko Nhi Batauga.

Father: 12th Krne k Baad Tum Kya Karoge.?Boy: BCA

Father: Very Good Per Ye BCA Hota kya he.?

Boy: Baap ke Cash pe Aish!

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Aaj subah NEWSPAPER me

Aaj subah NEWSPAPER me
padha ki, dosto ko SMS bhejne
me sabse jyada time waste hota hai.. TO AAJ SE
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"NEWSPAPER" BANDH ......saala
dosto par ungli uthata hai..:p

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Dost asked to sardar:Truck Dekh Kr Tum dar Q jatay Ho?

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