Pathan Darakht Pe Charha
Pathan Darakht Pe Charha
To Upar Bandar Ne Pocha Upar Q Aye?
Pathan: AMROOD Khany
Bandar:Ye To AAM Ka Darakht Hai
Pathan:Pata Hai Mein AMROOD Sath Laya Hon.
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