Pathan Darakht Pe Charha

Pathan Darakht Pe Charha
To Upar Bandar Ne Pocha Upar Q Aye?

Pathan: AMROOD Khany

Bandar:Ye To AAM Ka Darakht Hai

Pathan:Pata Hai Mein AMROOD Sath Laya Hon.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 764 views
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