SARDAR:
Muje 9 Bando Ne Mara,
GURO: Phir Tu Ne Kia Kya?

SARDAR:
Maine Kaha Agar Himat Hai
To 1 Ek Kar K Ao

GURO: Phir SARDAR:
Phir Sab Ne Bari Bari Maara.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 851 views

Google Earth give us

Google Earth give us the opportunity to go and see every part of world...

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And what we do??We end up looking at our own house

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Sharabi DAARU se tang aa gaya

Sharabi DAARU se tang aa gaya
Aur botlain tornay laga
1st tori or bola:
Teri waja se meri nokri chali gai
2nd tori or bola:
... teri waja se mera ghar tabah hua
3rd tori

Teri waja se mujhy BV chor k chali gai

4th uthai to wo bhari hui thi
usay rakh k bola
TU SIDE ME HOJA TERA KOI KASOOR NAHI hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

”Sabse bada challenge kyahai?”

Santa ne Banta se kaha,”Sabse bada challenge kya
hai?”
Banta replied – Answer sheet ko khaali chod do aur
last me likh dena, paas karke dikha.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Madad ka shukria

Me ne aik larki ki madad ki to us ne mujhe thank u bola me ne kaha thank u mat bolo ye lo mera number aur 3 larkion ko send karo aur unhen kahao aage 3 ,3 ku send karen

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Tahajjud Parhne K Bad Dua

Ek Aadmi Raat Ko 3 Baje Utha Or
Tahajjud Parhne K Bad Dua Magte Waqt Bola:

Mere Mola Sab Sorahe Hen Or
Men Teri Ibadat Kar Raha Hoon

To Saath Wali Charpai Se Awaaz Aai: Batameez Tu Apni Dua Maang Hamari Q Shikayat Kar Raha He

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)