Agar Himat Hai
SARDAR:
Muje 9 Bando Ne Mara,
GURO: Phir Tu Ne Kia Kya?
SARDAR:
Maine Kaha Agar Himat Hai
To 1 Ek Kar K Ao
GURO: Phir SARDAR:
Phir Sab Ne Bari Bari Maara.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 574 views
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