Aitraz Nahi Hai
1 Aadmi ka inteqal ho gaya:
Uska dost us ki BV k paas aaya Or bola:
Kya main us ki jagah le sakta hoon?
B.V: Mujhe koi Aitraz nahi Hai
QABRASTAN walon se pooch lo...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 642 views
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