An Angry Wife To Her Husband 0n Phone: "Where d Hell Are You ... ?"

Husband: Darling You Remember That Jewelery Shop Where You Saw The Diamond Necklace n Totally Fell In Love With It n I Didn't Have Money That Time n I said "Baby It'll Be Yours 1 Day ... " O:)

Wife, With A Smile & Blushing: Yeah I Remember That My Love !

Husband: I m In The Pub Just Next To That Shop

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 872 views

jawad

Teacher: Es mohawary ko Jumlay mai estimal karo
"Mun mai pani ana"
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Sardar Student: Jese hi mai ne nal ko mun se lag kar nal chalo kia tu mere mun mai pani agia

by Jawad Ali Abbasi (few years ago!)

Samoso or pakodon

Waiter-Apne samose aur pakodon ko andar se kha
liya, lekin bahar ka saara chhod diya! Aisa kyon?
Customer-Kyonki doctor ne kaha hai, bahar ka
khaana mat khao..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Bania's Underwear

Bania market jata hai underwear purchase karne.

Bania: Yeh kitne ka hai?

Shopkeeper: Rs 500.

Kanjoos Bania: Arey bhai daily wear dikhaao, party wear nahi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Husband and Wife had

Husband and Wife had a tiff.
Wife called Mom : He fought with me again,

I am coming to you.

Mom : No beta, he must pay for his mistake,

I am comming to stay with U!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

pathan and blood test

Pathan: Aaj main bohat preshan hu aur mujhe Dar lag rha hy.

Major Rohail: Kyu?

Pathan: Aaj main test de k aya hu pta nhi fail ho ga ya pass.

Major Rohail: Kon sa test?

Pathan: Blood Test

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)