Kisi Larki Ko Marne Ka Asan Tariqa
Kisi Larki Ko Marne Ka Asan Tariqa:
Usey Ek Qeemti Libas Do,Behterin Jewellary Aur Cosmetics De Ker
Aisy Room Me Lock Karo Jahan Sheesha Na Ho:)
Wo Tarap Tarap K Isi Hasrat Me Mar Jaegi K Mein Lag Kaisi Rahi Hun???;-)
Aur Agar Larkon Ko Marna Ho To Unhain Bohat Si Larkion K
Phone Nmbz De K Ek Aisy […]
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 996 views
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