Mathematics
Mathematics and Women r similar
as
They both are complicated but,
Maths is better since it has Logic at least..;-)
by lescol (few years ago!) / 1007 views
Similar Jokes
Congratulation!
Aamir khan ne Apni Film k Second Part k liye Aap ko chun lia hay
Jis Mein Aap kaa Bohut main role Ha
Film ka Naam ha,
?Begarat Zameen Par?
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
jab be gali me chalo nazre juka kar chalo es se app
ke ezat nai barte balke
kise ke gere hove pasie milne ke chance be bar jate
hain.....
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Dad 2Son:Whn I beat u how u stop ur anger?
S:I strt cleanin toilet
D:How it satisfy u?
S:I clean it with ur toothbrush
by ubaid ur rehman (few years ago!)
Ek chor Sardar ka mobile le kar bagh gyia.
Dost: wo tumara mobile le kar bagh gyia or tm
hanas rahe ho,
Sardar: bagne do charger tu mere pass hai.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pathan mobile company mei job k lye gya
1st question k answer pr hi usay laat maar k bhaga
dia
Ques:Which is the most popular network?
Pathan: AL-QAIDA :-D :-D :-P
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa: oye banta machli khayega?
Banta:nahi yaar usme kaante hote hain.
Santa: oye chadd yaar, chappal pahen k kha lena.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Golu-mere bete ka credit card chori ho
gya
molu-bank ko bataya
golu-nai
chor mere bete se kam kharch krta hai
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
True Story Of A Married Man :
.
.
Maang Bharne Ki Sazaa Kuch
Is Tarah Paa Raha Hoon,
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Maang Poori Karte Karte,
Maang Maang Ke Kha Raha Hoon..
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
A man was telling his neighbor, “I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it’s state of the art. It’s perfect.”
“Really,” answered the neighbor . “What kind is it?”
“Twelve thirty.”
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A kindergarden teacher at age 30 was talking to the children seated on the floor around her, absentmindedly she removed her glasses to clean them.
"Wow, Miss Collins!" one child exclaimed. "You look really different without your glasses on !"
Another child piped up, "I bet she looks different when she takes her teeth out, too!"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)