On 20th Anniversary husband deep in thought..

Wife: What r u thinking?

Husband: Do u remember when ur dad caught us dating?

Wife’s heart melts, thinks its sweet of him 2 still remember that date

Husband: He pointed his gun at me & said either marry my daughter or go 2 jail for 20 years.

Wife smiles ”Yes” Husband sighs n says: Ahh! i would’ve been free today!

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!) / 809 views

Gun Revenge

A blonde who suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly, opens the door, and, sure enough, finds him naked in the arms of a redhead. Well, now she’s angry. She opens her purse and takes out the gun. But as she does so, she is overcome with grief and points the gun at her own head.

The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don’t do it.""Shut up," she says. "You’re next."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 Pathan 3 saal sy ALLAH se Ro Ro k OLAD

1 Pathan 3 saal sy ALLAH se Ro Ro k OLAD

k liy Dua mangta raha

1 din pathan k pas frshta aya aur bola

“khan Tuh Khuda ka wasta hy pehly SHADI to kr ly…..!!”

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Ek Sardar Restaurant me

Ek Sardar Restaurant me soup Pi raha Tha.
Boy : Sardar G Soup Wich Makhi Ae....
Sardar : Dil wadda Kar Yaar. Makhi ne Kina Pee lena ae.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mai Ullu kharedne gya

Pathan: Mai Ullu kharedne gya par Nhe khareed ska.

Major Rohail: Kyu? Qeemat zeada tha ya Ullu pasand nhe aya?

Pathan: Ullu ne mre sath jane se inkar kr dya.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Define a GIRL

Define a GIRL:
The 1 who before going out for a party puts on
mascara,
eye shadow,
eye liner,
lipgloss,
glitter,
rouge,
blush,
kajal,
Wears the best dress wid heals,
accessories,
& Still asks:
"over to nai lg ra na"

Reply: "nai

GIRL: "yar jldi jldi men kch kiya hi nai?. Socha simple hi rehne dun."
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Define a BOY:
The 1 who before going to party calls his friend & asks:
"Bhai, tu naha k ayega kia?"

Reply: "chal be! Meri barat hey kia" :-P :-D

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)