On 20th Anniversary husband deep in thought..

Wife: What r u thinking?

Husband: Do u remember when ur dad caught us dating?

Wife’s heart melts, thinks its sweet of him 2 still remember that date

Husband: He pointed his gun at me & said either marry my daughter or go 2 jail for 20 years.

Wife smiles ”Yes” Husband sighs n says: Ahh! i would’ve been free today!

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!) / 859 views

Boy; I love you…,

Boy; I love you
tum dunya ki sab sy khobsort larki ho

Girl;acha par tumhary pechy mujh sy bhe khobsort larki khari hy
Boy; mor k pechy dekhta hy par wahan koi ni hota
Girl;agr tum sach mein mujh sy payar karty to tm kabhi pechy na dekhty i hate you
Moral
Moral woral kuch ni bs bachi zara taiz nikli
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Par msg abhi baqi hy mery 2st
Boy;chalo jese tumhari marzi,magar ab ye diamond ring mai kisko dunga
Girl;lo!! ab mai apne janu se mazak bhi ni kar sakti :)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

wife called her husband

Wife called her husband Wife: honey where are you?

Husband: I'm at the bank.

Wife: dear, please I need 3000 rupees to activate my blackberry, 5000 to do my hair and 10,000 to buy a dress.

Husband: sorry, I meant I was at the "bank" of a river. Do you want fish to cook?

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

Government Se Competition

Inspector Pappu Se: Tum Kis Apraadh Ke Liye, Jel Aaye Ho

Pappu: Kya Bataun Sir, Government Se Competition Ho Gaya Tha?

Inspector: Kis Baat Ka? Funny

Pappu: Note Chaapne Ka

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

it is said that

It is said that Husband is the head of D family,
But
Remember that wife is D Neck of D family.
& the Neck can turn the Head exactly D way she wants.

by A. Sami (few years ago!)

Deadly IQ Question

Deadly IQ Question.
Pathan to Santa: “where is abu dabi ?”
Santa: “jithy Ami Dabi,
Ody naal e zara para kr k Abu

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)