Teacher: Is Lapland heavily populated?
Teacher: Is Lapland heavily populated?
Class: No, there are not many Lapps to the mile!
Teacher: Name an animal that lives in Lapland!
Pupil: A reindeer
Teacher: Good, now name another.
Class: Another reindeer!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 819 views
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