Bekaar hi shak
Naukraani:-malkin aap mujh per bekaar hi shak kar
rahi hai,main aapko kaise samjhaau mujhe to shabd
nahin mil rahe hai.
Malkin:- tujhe shabd nahin mil rahe hain,aur mujhe
1 thaali,5 katori aur 2 drzan chammach nahin mil
rahi hai.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1053 views
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