It was Jim's birthday, and he was considered to be an "old man" by his friends standards. So, to liven him up a bit, Jim's friends decided to give him something special for his birthday. They bought him a hooker.

The call girl, as she preferred to be called, went to his house and knocked on the door. When Jim answered, she said "Hi I'm your birthday present!"

Startled, he asked "What am I supposed to do with you?"

"I'm yours for super sex," she answers.

So Jim replied "Well, I'm 75 years old so I'll have the soup."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 851 views

Smart Wife

A man phones home from the office and tells his wife, "Something has just come up. I have the chance to go fishing for a week. It`s the opportunity of a lifetime.

We leave right away, so can you pack my clothes, my fishing equipment, and especially my blue silk pajamas? I`ll be home in an hour to pick them up." He hurries home, grabs everything and rushes off. A week later he returns.
His wife asks, "Did you have a good trip?" "Oh yes, great! But you forgot to pack my blue silk pajamas." "Oh no I didn`t. I put them in your fishing box."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

BUNKERS ROCK

PIECE OF PHILOSHOPY FROM A PASSIONATE BUNKER:
i always think of attending the classes regularly but for thinking i need to bunk.....

by sarmad abbas (few years ago!)

Judge vs sardar

Judge:tumahara juram sabit ho chuka hai kal tumen phansi pe latkaya jae ga.
Sardar:wo to mujhe pata hai par utara kb jae ga sham ko hum mongphali bechta hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Emotional Atyachaar

Height of Emotional Atyachaar-
GF- Mai ro ro k tere liye jaan de dungi
BF-Ok ro le jitna rona hai par 1 buket bhar k rona
mujhe nahana hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Mere Mohalley Wale

Pathan: Mere Mohalley Wale Bohat Kanjoos Hein. Dost: Kiun?

Pathan: Sab Ne 14 Aug Manai Par Kisi Ne Qurbani Ka Gosht Nahi Bheja;-)

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)