Aik dost (Doosray say): Tumhari ammi ko kaisay pata
Aik dost (Doosray say): Tumhari ammi ko kaisay pata chala keh tum nay mun nahi dhoya?
Doosra dost : mein sabun bhigona bhool gia tha.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 749 views
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