Aik pathan airport sy bahir aya

Aik pathan airport sy bahir aya tou samnay taxi wala kharaa tha pathan ny poocha

sadar jaye ga taxi walay ny kaha jaye ga tou Pathan bola tou jao idhar qiun khara hy

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