Sardar (Larki ko chertay hoe)
Sardar (Larki ko chertay hoe) Hor Soniye ki hall ey…?
Larki (Ghuse sy) jo tere behan ka hai
Sardar (Hans ker)Acha acha,tay Tannu V kaka hon wala Ay..
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 861 views
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