1 pathan hajj kr k wapis aya

1 pathan hajj kr k wapis aya to dost ne pocha k shaitan ko kanker mary thy?
Pathan ne kaha:
“Na yara rush boht ziada tha. Hum gaaliyan de k aa gya”

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 641 views
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Intelligent Pathan

Aik Pathan Rozana Cycle pe Rait ki Bori rakh k Border se guzrta tha,
Police uski Checking krti to Bori me se Rait k siwa kuch na nikalta,
Ek Din Police wale ne Pathan se pucha k tum Smuggling kis Cheez ki krte ho!

Pathan bola: CYCLE ki , O teri khair, Ena Inteligent Pathan.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Teri yaad ati hai

Ladka: ghire hue badlo mai teri yaad aati hai,
sawan k aane se teri yaad aati hai, Barish ke bundo
mai teri yaad aati hai,
Ladki: haan haan janti hun mujhe teri chatri deni
hai..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ap Aaya Hai

Ap aaya hai

by shahryar (few years ago!)
Beta: papa papa!!

Beta: papa papa!!

Baap: Mene kitni bar kha hai khana khate waqt bolte nahi hain

Khana khatam hone ke baad..
Baap: Ha ab bolo kya khe rhe the?

Beta: Aapki khadi mein makkhi thi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Website under construction

Looking up websites on infertility, I found an address that sounded interesting. I clicked on the link and was taken to a site that said, “This page is under construction.”

I looked closer and saw in smaller print: “Check back in nine months and see what we’ve accomplished.”

I bookmarked the addresss and went back several months later. Posted was a full-page picture of a beautiful nine-pound baby girl.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
In Next Generation child will sing

In Next Generation child will sing:
Twinkle twinkle little Cigar,
I just went to Royal Bar,
Whiskey rates are up so high,
So drink beer with chicken fry.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Father and son went to a hotel.

Father and son went to a hotel.

Father: Waiter…..Come.
Gives us an ice cream and a cigarette.

Son: Dad…. why Ice Cream have you like a Cigarette too

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
3 cheezain jin k jaane ka

3 cheezain jin k jaane ka koi bhrosa nahi hai
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jism me se jaan
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jeb me se paise
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aur
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LIGHT

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Full time masti

Pathan cycle ka break hath mein lekar
nach raha tha

Sardar: Ye kya kar rahe ho?

Pathan: Oye!Yara dikhta nhi kya?

BREAK DANCE!Full time masti nonstop fun

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Teacher: Babar bharat mein kab

Teacher: Babar bharat mein kab aaya?Banti: Pata nahi sir

Teacher: Board per nahi dekh sakte naam ke sath hi likha hai

Banti: Mene socha shayad weh uska phone no hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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