Height of gawarpan

Height of gawarpan

Boy-how many apple u can eat in empty stomach..?

grl-i can eat 6 apply in empty stomach..

Boy-No U can eat only one..becoz Ur stomach will not empty..

grl-O wow,nyc joke..i'll try this to my other frnds..
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grl to other grl-how many apple u can eat in empty stomach..?

other grl-10..

grl-aree yrr 6 bolti toh mst joke sunati..:P:p:D:D

hahahahahahahahaha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 874 views
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