Sardar Roz Subha 50 ladkiya mera intezar karti
hain
man- are waha Vo kaise?
sardar- Maine Girls collage Bus ka Drive Hu na.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 800 views

Mardon Ko Yaad Rakhna Chaiye

Ek Pari Ne 60 Saal K Shadi Shuda Jorey Se Kaha,

Mein Tum Dono Ki Ik Ik Khawish Pori Kar Sakti Hoon,

Biwi: Main Apne Shohar K Sath Sari Duniya Ki Saer Karna Chahti Hoon,

Pari Ne Jadu Ki Chari Ghumai Or 2 Tickets A Gaen,

Phir Shohar Sey Pucha, Tum Kya Chate Ho…?

Shohar:
Apne Se 30 Saal Choti Biwi Ka Khwahishmand Hoon,

Pari Ne Jadu
Se Usko 90 Saal Ka Kar Diya,

Moral:
Mardon Ko Yaad Rakhna Chaiye K Pariyan Bhi Auraten Hoti Hain..

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Niddo Piya Karo

1 Sardar Jungle Se Guzar Rha Tha
K Us Ne Daikha K
1 Sanp Drakht Par Latka Hua Hai…

Sardar:
NIDDO Piya Karo…
Sirf Latakne Se Height Nai Barhti;-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 Black oR 1 White Shoes Pehan Aya

Pathan School Me 1 Black oR 1 White Shoes Pehan Aya

Sir:
Ghar Wapas Jao oR Chang Kar K Aao

Pathan:
Koi Faida Nai Sir Ghar Pe B 1 Kala oR 1 Safaid Hi Para Hy.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Dahi ki english btao

Teacher Sardar Se:
Dahi Ki English Btao?
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,
,
,
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Sardar Sochne K Bad:
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,
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,Milk Sleeping In The Night
And Swairey Swairey Tight.!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Hey mom, wats der 2 eat?

Son: Hey mom, wats der 2 eat?

Mom throws a stone at him..
Son: Hey mom
I just askd 4 sumthin to eat!

Mom: Hum
Eat ka jawaab
pathar se dete hai..:)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)