Pyar,Mohbt,Love sb dya Pinky ko
Sardar-
Pyar,Mohbt,Love sb dya
Pinky ko
Ur
Pinky ne mje he…
Major Rohail-
Kya hova?
Sardar-
Mene Pinky ki plate mese ek
Booti utthai tu usne muje kaat lya
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