2 frenz aftr exam
2 frenz aftr exam1st:Xam kaunsa tha?2nd:May b Maths1st: Matlab tu xam kr k aya h?2nd:Nhi yaar sath wali Ladki k hath me calculatar tha..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 793 views
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