Ap ke Bachay ki Taang kaatni paray gi.
Dr. Sheikh Se.
Ap ke Bachay ki Taang kaatni paray gi.
Sheikh zor se Cheekhaa
Dr; kya hua?
Sheikh; Pehlay dasna c mein onu navi juti na lay k
denda!
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