man found thousands of ways to
man found thousands of ways to cheat GOD...but God punished him by simply
making him a husband
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 805 views
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Aur kaho Shair Aaya Sab kuch kaya..
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Usko paane ke liye mein bhagvaan se bhi lad leta!.
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par phir maine socha,
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Exams ka time hai!
Bhagvaan se panga thik nahi!
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4. You are always meeting new people.
3. You don't have to remember the whines and
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