Sardar ki Maa Sardar se
Sardar ki Maa Sardar se :
“Uth Ja ,Wekh Sooraj
Kadon da nikal aaya Ae……..”.
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Sardar :
“Te ki hoya Amma……
O Sonda V te Magrib ton pellhaan A…
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 769 views
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