Seedhi Baat No Bakwaas

Patni Ne Ek Din Pyar Se Apni Pati Se Puchha

Patni: “Jab Tum Desi Pite Ho Mujhe Paro Kehte Ho, Beer Pite Ho To Darling, Par Aaj Bhootni Kyu ?”

Pati: “Aaj Maine Sprite Pee Hai Seedhi Baat No Bakwaas“

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