Seedhi Baat No Bakwaas
Patni Ne Ek Din Pyar Se Apni Pati Se Puchha
Patni: “Jab Tum Desi Pite Ho Mujhe Paro Kehte Ho, Beer Pite Ho To Darling, Par Aaj Bhootni Kyu ?”
Pati: “Aaj Maine Sprite Pee Hai Seedhi Baat No Bakwaas“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 814 views
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