Titanic doba tha ya jala tha
A Habshi goes 2 a sardar,
Sardar:Who r u?
Habshi: I am Jack(titanic’s hero)
Sardar got confusd, ran 2 anothr
sardar n askd: Titanic dubya c
k sarya c?
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