Titanic doba tha ya jala tha

A Habshi goes 2 a sardar,

Sardar:Who r u?

Habshi: I am Jack(titanic’s hero)

Sardar got confusd, ran 2 anothr
sardar n askd: Titanic dubya c
k sarya c?

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 812 views
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