Ek Bar Santa Apne
Ek Bar Santa Apne Dost Banta Ke Ghar Gaya.
Agle Din Subha Bathroom Mein Nahane Ke Liye Gaya, Aur Aakar Banta Se Bola.
Santa: “Yaar, Tera Bathroom Hai To Bahut Bhadiya, Par Bathtub Bada Chota Hai, Usmein Se Jug Se Pani Nikal Kar Nahana Pada”
Banta: “Arrey Yaar Tu Bhi Na, Lagta Hai Latrine Mein Naha Aaya“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 833 views
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hoon, Naddi me kood sakti hoon..
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Boy:" love u jaanu..? kya Tum mujhe Abhi Milne Aa sakti
Ho ??
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Girl:" Pagal ho kya itni dhoop
me... :p :O :D
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