Ek Bar Santa Apne Dost Banta Ke Ghar Gaya.

Agle Din Subha Bathroom Mein Nahane Ke Liye Gaya, Aur Aakar Banta Se Bola.

Santa: “Yaar, Tera Bathroom Hai To Bahut Bhadiya, Par Bathtub Bada Chota Hai, Usmein Se Jug Se Pani Nikal Kar Nahana Pada”

Banta: “Arrey Yaar Tu Bhi Na, Lagta Hai Latrine Mein Naha Aaya“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 834 views

Dost ke bewafai

Kabhi kehta tha dost mera ke

“Jaan bi maango to hazir hay ”

Aaj apni Biwi ko jan ketha hay

Aur maangta ho tu galiyann deta hai …!

Matlabi saala……

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Bandar ka bachcha apni ma se:

Bandar ka bachcha apni ma se: main kitna badsurat hoon. Bandar ki ma: Bhagwaan ka shukar ada karo aur usko dekho jo SMS pad raha hai.....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Wife: Honey

Wife: Honey, if I die would you get married again?

Husband: No dear.

Wife: I'm sure you would.

Annoyed husband: Okay, I would.

Wife: Would you let her sleep in our bed?

Husband: Ya, I guess so.

Wife: Would you let her wear my clothes.

Husband: No, she is taller than you.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A funny accountant visits

A funny accountant visits a museum with a Sardar Ji.

Accountant: This painting is 500 years and 20 days old.

Sardar: Amazing! Where did you get this exact information?

Accountant: I was here 20 days ago. The guide told me that the painting was 500 years old.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan

Shadi me 1 pathan bohut dair tuk

khana kha raha tha,

kisi ne pocha kab tuk khao gay?
...
Pathan:me to khud kha-kha k dukhi hon,

per kia karon card me likha tha Dinner 7 to 10PM.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)